meredith

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[meredith @worstnightmere]

Is it me you're looking for?

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Should I get back on the internet y/n

[meredith @worstnightmere]

I choose the bear so he can teach me how to hibernate until this election is over

[meredith @worstnightmere]

“It costs nothing to be kind,” says the Instagram bio of my ex-boyfriend who was actually very unkind to me lol

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Therapy should have punch cards. Every time I make my therapist laugh I get a hole punched and then when card is full I get to finally be healed

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Listen I didn’t come here (sign into this zoom meeting) to get attacked (get honest and constructive feedback) I came here to be told I’m smart and sooo pretty and that it actually doesn’t even make sense for me to waste my life having a job

[meredith @worstnightmere]

I sure do complain a lot for someone who has a lot to complain about

[meredith @worstnightmere]

I know I’m like 6 years late but catching up on Love Is Blind s3 and I do not understand why Colleen thinks it’s cute and funny that she can’t have a deep/serious conversation. Is this girl 2 years old

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Apparently we’re in a bull market again which is great because I’d really like to get stampeded by one right now

[meredith @worstnightmere]

@elonmusk @EvaVlaar Didn’t you just cut your employee’s parental leave?

[meredith @worstnightmere]

If your definition of normal is being quiet about it because they were afraid they’d lose their family/job/etc., then yeah, I guess they were “normal” then 😒

Alternative response: when did being a homophobe become an entire, annoying personality?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

When did being lesbian or gay become an entire, annoying personality?

In the 90’s people were just gay or lesbian and went about their business like normal people.

Today it’s an entire act featuring rainbows, sprinkles, confetti, parades and sexual debauchery.

Obnoxious.

[meredith @worstnightmere]

@TheDarkShaman @RealCandaceO You sound super abusive. I hope your wife finds a man who will get off her ass and realize that she’s allowed to be 25 lbs overweight after literally *giving birth*

[meredith @worstnightmere]

@RealCandaceO Candace, you wish you had the athletic ability that Lizzo has. Have you ever seen her perform? I guarantee she’s healthier than you.

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Honestly kind of unfair that Jesus gets 2 birthdays

[meredith @worstnightmere]

It’s beyond insulting to the residents of this state that the @TNGOP wasted so much time peacocking when there are so many issues that demand our attention… like, I dunno, GUN CONTROL?! #tennesseethree

[meredith @worstnightmere]

If it’s true that Justin Jones and Justin Pearson can be almost immediately reinstated if their respective metro councils vote for it, then this entire charade was such a giant fucking waste of time and taxpayer money. I mean, we already knew that, but this really drives it home.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans may think they won today in Tennessee, but their fascism is only further radicalizing and awakening an earthquake of young people, both in the South and across the nation.

If you thought youth organizing was strong, just wait for what’s coming. Gen Z don’t play

[Jason Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow🇺🇦 @Mankow]

@AftynBehn @0liviajulianna @davidhogg111 @TheTNHoller Start fighting fire with fire. They're not going to learn if there aren't consequences. "When they go low we go high" has cost us too much.

[meredith @worstnightmere]

Oh my god get fucked Bulso you old clown

[meredith @worstnightmere]

I love how @brotherjones_ is calling out Garrett’s inability to actually ask “one simple question” #tennesseethree

[meredith @worstnightmere]

“Did you carry in the bullhorn in your big, dark overcoat?” This honestly feels like an episode of Veep or something. This is so absurd. #tennesseethree