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Heaven for the climate. Hell for the company.

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I don’t brag I mostly boast

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Listening to Serge Gainsbourg and playing dominoes. Life’s fantastic.

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Being a responsible good person so far has sucked, I will keep you updated

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Beginning process of becoming a new person

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Good night to my Slimes, Slimettes, and Non-Slimenarys

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Watching YouTube videos of people trying Popeye’s for the first time, just tryna find a little bit of joy in life.

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Diving into the math of kurt angle doing 2700 vics a month

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I wish Elon had knuckle tatts that say his name

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I don’t mean to get too political but, Will we still have Crumbl cookies after the tariffs?

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I always swipe right on the ads on tinder, those games look fun as hell .

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The lack of social awareness is exceptional

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I feel like I should start going back outside

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I’m sorry that I like to take a nap every 30 minutes, I don’t see what the big problem is.

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I’m mostly annoyed by everything

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I’m the Jereme Rogers of Dice

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Heard you got your mom a pair of Fila Disrupters for Mother’s Day

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The world doesn’t need a Bad Boys 4

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Please help support the Bear With Me program to protect the beautiful Koala

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A lot of performance art is just having a shitty time and letting people watch.

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We let this Gypsy Rose person get way to out of hand.