Turtle of Enormous Girth

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

This is a Rocky appreciation post.

That’s it.

Love for Rocky.

[POLKSOSA @polksosa1]

I’ve been incredibly negative on the TL about College Football 27, on the first day I stated we went backwards and here is why.

QB- Takes FOREVER with hot route animations and we are penalized for snapping the ball under 5 seconds, have a WIDE open wide receiver and just flat out miss the throw either a red or throws it low and it’s an interception.

QBs are STILL able to throw out of a sack at a high rate, no wr open but if they press a button right before getting sacked it’s an incompletion

WR/RB/TE- yall took every man beating route from us, but made man the greatest it’s ever been. There is not a single man beating route on the route tree, on top of that if my receiver does win a route, what I press to catch the ball does not matter. I press square to RAC catch and my wr jumps in the air and is tackled from behind or drops the ball from an animation.

OL- 4-5 instant pancakes by the OL on a run play makes run defense impossible, if my user is on the ground every play what am I supposed to do? Base/Empty has no effect on how they block In pass pro, if I’m on base my RB watches an extra defender come right pass him. LG/RG barely touch defenders on stunts and allow them to come right by.

You can run aggressive blocking and go games with out getting a holding penalty.

DL- Defensive lineman are hurdling the OL that dive at their ankles at the snap. Who asked for this.

QB contains are a wasted adjustment again, THEY DONT WORK Its only gonna get worse as QBs get faster.

DB- why are my zones randomly matching? If I come out in a non match play or cancel the match there should never be a case where my zones are matching. Also why are my DBs lining up in a cover 3 look if I’m in cover 2 or have a cover 2 shell????

-wear and tear - who actually asked for this???????? Like who asked for this, one cut stick and my 1.5 million RB and QB are out?

-We have no run defense
-we can’t pass the ball
-we can’t catch the ball
-we can’t use the features yall put in the game
-we can’t catch picks
-there is no punishment

Positives- We have hanging mouthpieces and alternate jerseys !

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

just found out that if your extra sleepy when you're around your partner it means you're chemically bonded. your body releases hormones like serotonin and dopamine when you're together, which makes you more sleepy? that's the sweetest shi i've ever heard

[Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case]

How to be ranked #6 in #cfb27

[Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case]

AI on user defense in #cfb27

[Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case]

How to look for work in #cfb27

[Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case]

@EASPORTSNHL I've watched alot of bad trailers from ea over the years. I think this is the worst.

[Emberville @EmbervilleGame]

Hope will enlighten your path...
October 27th.

Watch the latest Emberville trailer on IGN now!

[Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case]

@katsuxbt Rich people crack me up. Give me $1 million I will literally make it last the rest of my life.

[Drew (NTE) @NotTheExpertYT]

Put it in the rafters @bordeauxyoutube