Justin is a Parody

I wish more people understood the struggle of navigating a system that was built to favor me at every turn.

[Justin is a Parody @worthlessjus10]

@Acyn He already has. He’s a FOX NEWS personality at this point

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@HiMyNameIsSeton @AlexiLalas BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PROFITS!?!?

Thank you so much for this! It’s brilliant.

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@0231jarhead @ChrisMurphyCT We continually cut funding for arts and education…

We strip CHILDREN of the opportunity to participate in character-building, community-minded activities…

And the wealthy benefit. What “bad decision” are you talking about? Idiot.

[Justin is a Parody @worthlessjus10]

@AlexiLalas Unlike your recommendation…

Which boils down to “lolz. Don’t be poor…”

You used to give a shit about this game and now you’re just a pompous prick.

What happened to you?!?!

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@ClueHeywood We should’ve been political consultants.

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@ClueHeywood Probably people who charge $100K to do $1K of “work” and then use terms like “we got 60,000 eyes on this issue” or some shit.

Direct mail has to be a campaign strategist grift or laundering. $$$ gotta be spent somewhere…

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@MenInBlazers They also didn’t get an extra game against a sub par opponent to pad it…

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@ChrisMurphyCT Even school teams used to be funded…

Now kids without money barely have access to sports (or the arts, for that matter) with their schools.

But at least we have a trillionaire…

Lalas is a dude who forgets that soccer used to matter to him more than his self righteous BS.

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@MenInBlazers Lalas is such a piss poor representative for soccer in this country…

What happened to the long haired dude who got choked up talking about how much he loved the sport???

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@MenInBlazers Disgraceful

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@flameosumeet @TaylorTwellman Because FIFA is incapable of making any transparent decision or announcement. Could be easy… “due to improper use of VAR technology…”

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@BoardGeniuses I hope every team in the tourney quits over this…

I’d go to my grave calling the USMNT World Cup champs.

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@BoardGeniuses All for it!

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@FOXSports @FOXSoccer Refs couldn’t end it fast enough…

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@DylanOwendylan @NickJGay @TaylorTwellman The video you sent actually shows it measuring how hard it’s hit 1:00 in…

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@DylanOwendylan @NickJGay @TaylorTwellman Oh… force…

So… “I’d like to see the spike from… blah blah blah…”

I bet you’re a blast at watch parties.

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@DylanOwendylan @NickJGay @TaylorTwellman Different tech from 2022.

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@DylanOwendylan @NickJGay @TaylorTwellman So it can measure things like spin and acceleration… and well as its location in space…

But it doesn’t measure the force of a strike…

Okay.

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@NickJGay @DylanOwendylan @TaylorTwellman Just as a reference of scale from it passing through a dude’s hair to actually hitting a player.

Would love to see how sensitive it is.

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@NickJGay @DylanOwendylan @TaylorTwellman Understood. Would still like to see it