worthlesstwit

Lifetime goal is to be loved on Twitter. Had this dream since 1987

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"Charlie bit my finger! " Hahaha

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Some great videos on social media lately. Working on my #harlemshake Details soon!

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Organizing our #harlemshake now. It'll be in late July. Mark your calendars.

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It's been a year since last post. Lost my passord, turns out it was PASSWORD. Ha. ROFLMAO

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You gotta try this bread! Soooo good! http://yfrog.com/6dr3ij

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Here's a hint.. http://yfrog.com/mvja0j

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Ok!! Trivia! Three guesses. What kid of sandwich am I having??

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Hearing A LOT about gold lately.

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So excited for Monday!!! My first Maracca lesson!! So hard to figure out!

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I love Carmex but how do they expect me to get my lips inside that tiny little white jar?? #famished

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Did you know Kindle books are often used? They have already been read and they charge full price. BS. I smell a lawsuit.

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http://yfrog.com/9g6hwj this is so good! U gotta try this!!!

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So good!!! U gotta try this!!

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Showed up at work this morning. I feel like an idiot.

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Combing the web for Riverdance classes. Will change my name to O'Worthlesstwit

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Hitler was not killed in a fire at a theater. It took an hour of arguing with the Cinemark mgr., but I got my Inglorious Basterd $$ back!

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Chili's Too is sooooo much better than Chili's. I love when I travel.

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Been taking enzyte for two weeks....haven't lost a pound. :/

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Alot Of people are taking my good thoughts and repost them on their page. U can tell cause twitter puts an RT in front when they steal it!

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How do you know if you have hemmorhoids?