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concise. short. identifiers. and attributes.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

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@BenOndaTop Feels a lot like 72-90 season. #iykyk

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Crazy dilemma for Cowboys fans in downtown Houston tonight. The Lakers are at Toyota Center, but the Yankees are at Daikin Park. Also, it’s the end of the month and child support is due.

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@AdamWatkinsJD @KevinBuffalo Dalhart, Texas is closer to 6 other state capitals than it is to Austin, TX.

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

who are some good Ayatollahs for someone just getting into Ayatollahs

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my high school yearbook I have some devastating news

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

the next ayatollah should be a woman of color

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Deport radical Muslims with your hands.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

America is praying for Austin.

But there is something profoundly cynical about asking God to solve a problem we're not willing to solve ourselves.

God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.

We must act.

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@KBTXRusty I showed my kids the prince halftime show from SB XLI. 🔥

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The GOAT Super Bowl halftime performance and in absolutely zero danger of losing that title today.

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Mike Tyson calling me “fudgy” is officially my call to action for 2026.

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Turned off Bah Boney to show my kids a real SB Halftime show: Prince at SB XLI. No props, no “feat.”, just a 5’3” man wearing a bonnet and melting faces in the rain in Miami. Gone too soon. #restinpower

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Trevor Noah = uncarbonated caffeine free Diet Coke.

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The Buckyball Effect: in the game immediately after playing @aggiembk, opponents have a 3-17 record (1-6 in the SEC). cc: @lukeevangelist_

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Turns out, free stuff is expensive.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a “Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession”

“That means looking inward into savings and efficiencies. That also means raising taxes on the wealthiest New Yorkers and the most profitable corporations.”

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@rcb05 Elko’s gotta combat this with his “hours of running nonstop sprints ‘27”

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Ole Miss fans about to CAWUL PAWUL about this.

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

2026 SEC Head Coach Rankings

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Sometimes in my quieter moments, I think about the kid that blew a .337 for @TAMUPolice while tailgating.