Grey

💅Love is easy but the queen is busy.
🥺Waiting for an app that could deliver six-packs.
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[Grey @wouldbe_famous]

What if at the bank when bankers ask for your name they check your account balance and treat you accordingly so you can work harder 😂😂😂😂😂

[Kimbo @Keneilwe__]

There will always be more love

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Men are stupid I agree but a woman in love?! A complete idiot I tell you.

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

i'm too depressed to take pics and prove i'm still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people unpleaser.

[softglitch @Teaonceleb]

@artfuIchaos Your expectations are not my to-do list.

[blear @blearjr]

@artfuIchaos If you’re having a bad day don’t take it out on me

I will make it much worse

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

When I first got married, I called my mom to vent about an argument my husband and I were having. She stopped me mid-sentence and said, “Unless you're in danger, don’t invite other people into your marriage, not even me.”

It ended up being one of the best advice I could have received as a young wife.

[Small girl 🙈 big God 💪 @TheOnlyKemi]

I remember the first day I met my husband 😭

I billed him on our first date.
He paid for my Uber.
I ate food worth over 100k and he still got me takeaways.

A week later, I billed him for a wig.
He came through too 😂

Before meeting him, I had already decided I was done being the “understanding girlfriend.”

I wasn’t going to stress myself trying to earn love anymore.

Whoever wanted to stay would stay.

For the first 2 months of dating, I didn’t cook for him.
I didn’t do his laundry.
I didn’t clean his house.

Yet within those same 2 months:

He introduced me to his family.
He met mine.
We did our introduction.

It was only after that I started doing the little things naturally.

We got married in the 3rd month.

Today, we’re 6 years married with kids and I have zero regrets ❤️

The funny thing is that before him, I had been in relationships where I was cooking, washing clothes, cleaning houses, doing everything imaginable…

And they still left.

That’s when I learned something:

What works for one woman may not work for another.

Doing the most won’t make someone stay.
Doing the least won’t make the right person leave.

Sometimes, the people who want you make it easy.
And the people who don’t… no amount of sacrifice will convince them.

Who will stay, will stay.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

One day, I hope someone sees me and decides, "whatever it takes.. I'm not letting her go."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

empathy burnout is real, im tired of understanding people.

[𝐆𝐁 👼🏾 @novacanegoddess]

You don’t have to fuck for anything actually

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

If they don't want me, I want nothing to do with them too.
I only stay where I’m wanted.

[💅🏻 @__pricey]

What’s not genuine won’t survive around me and I love that.

[LL Cool Beans @CoolYoBeansHoe]

@popitforpoppa Encouraged, in fact

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[valentine @valawakened]

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[Solomon Okah (Job Opportunities) @SolomonOkah0]

Can you work remotely from 1.00am - 7.00am for $15 an hour?

Job requires constant speaking

Let me know in the comments👇

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

so I’m watching SpongeBob as an adult I’m realizing Patrick was never his friend..