𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

Imagine hating me but I’m over here completely fine with it.

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

Some doors only unlock for the people willing to bleed for the key.

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

Nothing humbles you faster than your therapist who won’t co-sign your delusion.

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

I'm the good kind of insane

[Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81]

I don’t want for much.
Your soul will do.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

@UnIxphysco Pfft only bc for now we are twinning. The Bruins had better deliver on Sunday.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

I hope you can taste my eye-roll.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Hello Twitter my old friend,
I’ve come to waste my time again.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Might fuck around and reply "not today, losers" to every work email today.

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Think in ink.

[Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81]

I will never be a fan of the one-upper mentality. You know who you are…

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

@UnIxphysco How ridiculous are we down for?

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

Hey, @UnIxphysco

Wanna split a twelver and fight about the game tonight?

I’ll bring Reese’s.

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

I’ll bring out the best and worst in you; my possessiveness doesn’t discriminate.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

@UnIxphysco We’ll have to come up with a bet for the series too. Obviously.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

@UnIxphysco Same

[Matty @bestestname]

April fool's is only slightly less fun than Arbor Day

[Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81]

I am the strangest person I know and thank fuck for that.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

Once again, I didn’t wake up being cuddle fucked, so I’m just going to blame NASA.

[OneToothTe𝕏an @OneToothTeXan]

What's less than unmotivated?

I'm that.

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

@OneToothTeXan .. and sometimes we just figure out how to live with all of it. ♥️