Wound of Itachi

Accidental Banker | Here to See the World Burn

[Wound of Itachi @woundofitachi]

Fit Check: If u can see your pee pee while doing chu chu, congrats, you are fit!

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@thenextnerdoor There once lived a Ghost and his name is Sayed Anwar

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@TheNoOne_7 Rumor enna nu sollama rumour rumour nu impression pichai edukaravan ellam ratham kakki saavan 👹👹👹

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@MeghUpdates 17% hike 5 years once, effective 3.4% YOY hike. That too after two years (Dec 2024) two years after its due date (Nov 2022) after countless agitation and strikes.

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@Ravi_nik09 To investigate on money mules by visiting their residence - Police work, To find the long lost deaf account holder - Pvt detective work, to resolve the disputes among legal heirs - Court work etc

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@Anju_yaduvansi No need to go to branch for kyc updation. Can be done online. In SBi, there is a person called Seva Sarathi, he/she will guide you to do kyc online.

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@iamankitpande Employees doesn't matters Management matters! If the leadership is good, the organisation thrives.

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@shruthiramp @tn_updatess SBI la velaiku serntha youngsters ellam pressure thangaama therichu odaranga.

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@tn_updatess Dei. Nee innum Vijay Mallya kaalathula irunthu veliya varalaya.

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@AdarshWritess The DFS that asked you to post these tweets too work for 5 days.

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@Vsivakrishnaa @anujprajapati11 Even sarcasm should have logic. Get trained soon.

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@Vsivakrishnaa @anujprajapati11 Thanks for your expert advise. Putting burnol for a wound 🤦. Such a fresh brain you have.

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@Gobhiji3 We are handicapped without the prompt guidance of our regulators RBI, SEBI, IRDA and big boss DFS. Without their expert advise, banks may commit serious lapses during Saturday. So either banks should have Saturday off or the controllers too work on Saturday.

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@Vsivakrishnaa @anujprajapati11 Yeah, for having lunch breaks and having weekly trips only we are asking for 5 day week. If your stomach can't accept it, drink gelusil.

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@suhasharish87 @InvestmentBook1 Lazy enough to post record profits?

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@SidCool2012 @InvestmentBook1 Don't give ideas to Tai

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@Vsivakrishnaa @anujprajapati11 Another free loader huh? Nothing in this world is free. You get sms for every upi txns? Bank pays ₹1 per sms to the service provider and charges you a nominal charge. Banks asks you to maintain minimum balance in account. You fail to keep that balance and now crying for charges.

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Owner of the shop standing on stage and roasting her own shop.

PSBs: record profit, low NPA, Viksit Bharat. Same speech: government bank, not cool, youth didn’t name even one.

You own it. You starve the staff and the system. Then you say the face is ugly.

That is not branding. That is spit on your own mirror.

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@amitkilhor Take a colour print of this tweet. Make a nice rocket out of it and shove it in your own ass. SBI is posting record profits and mofos still in pre historic time with lunch time jokes.

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@Martian_Gene Thanks a lot for your proposal to reduce bank officials working time. Govt will not accept this.