Loverboi

Alex, ze/ hir, 29. Be ruthless about your happiness.

[Loverboi @wowboybeebop]

gonna try and move to 🦋. wowboybeebop over there ✌️

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Every single time I see a 19-24 year old girl moving in with her boyfriend to ‘escape’ a toxic home, I sob for her.
Like actually cry.
Because 9 times out of 10… she just traded one nightmare for a worse one.
The boyfriend who “rescues” her usually becomes the new cage. Different face, same (or heavier) control.
Please protect these young girls. The grass isn’t greener — it’s just a different patch of dirt. 💔

[🌻🍯Bee🍯🌻 @TinyHunnyBee]

They nap

#SamandMax

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i have an idea for an invention and i'm going to be rich: hokas that look normal

[Longswordwife ★ @Longswordwife]

You’ve seen Gay Luke in the Chanel boots now get ready for Dyke Luke in the oversized Carhartt

[romy ⚢🪶 @claudispock]

this show is so fucking gay man

[freddie @eddiefr4y]

The ancient texts spoke of this…

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

cïs moms are like "my beautiful daughter ❤️ my sweet angel" and the "daughter" in question is in the other room and looks like this

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

Unethical doctor of all time being like "I'm going to seduce Garak to make him think we're going to his quarters probably to fuck when I'm actually taking him to the infirmary"

[Bad News Bettie (PUT IT TF ON 😷‼️) @profesh_fucker]

I will forever feel "behind" my peers as an adult because of this exact phenomenon. I had to reconstruct my worldview and my ego from scratch, brick by brick. I had to sift by hand through everything and find out what was actually "me". And take time to unlearn everything else.

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

for many years i forced myself to "bloom where i was planted" because "no matter where you go there you are" and then i moved to a new state and instantly became happier and healthier haha oops

[Matty @stealth_riot]

OP you should know, it’s bc they’re straight up lying

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am at the part in the hero’s journey where everyone starts beating the hero with hammers

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

I found it

[julie 🥽🧪 @CasquetteGirl]

going for the small of the back instead of the platonic upper back or shoulder in public at Quark’s is CRAZY like he WANTED everyone on DS9 to gossip

[The Faceless Rando @nonblankslate]

Having a parent/parents who you can't communicate with on a conceptual/cognitive level that you require but they cannot meet is a disheartening experience. You want their advice and guidance but you end up feeling like the adult in many exchanges and you feel guilty about it.

[night gardener @uncanny_eli]

transmasc rite of passage is considering top surgery and having a relative suddenly land in your inbox like ‘hey i haven’t seen you in six months, or talked to you about whether you want kids ever, but i’ve been thinking a lot about your tits and womb’

[🪬woKale🇮🇪 Guita CEO @ThatKaleGuy]

They made a flag for lesbians who hate waffles I can’t fucking believe this shit dude

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds