bridget 👼🏼

26 // music for a sushi restaurant enthusiast

[bridget 👼🏼 @wowbridget]

@aquariaofficial should rebrand her iconic line to “turning looks, stunting pretty, defund the police of new york city” 😌✨

[bridget 👼🏼 @wowbridget]

@Louis_Tomlinson hey but england won their game so at least tonight isn’t all bad news 😁

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

and who are those people

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

[Cederick @cederickmc]

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

[🍸 @lovertures]

i hope you enjoyed your last backflip @bensonboone

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

aw this picture :’)

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

In college we'd binge drink for 3 consecutive nights then get 32 oz iced coffees from dunkin' donuts Sunday morning and lock in for 10+ hours of studying. It's not that hard!

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

my sick toddler:

[໊ @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[َ @ungodlywests]

only in america would a child be expelled for preventing a potential school shooting

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

tv shows getting cancelled because the president didn’t like what was said on those shows means that this shit is genuinely over and there is literally no point anymore. that is quite literally fascism.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Got me defending Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Carlson, I hate it here

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

the pope literally died a couple of months ago