Fiddlemort Fungus

[Fiddlemort Fungus @wowdiddly]

@kittyeinar ANYTHING but beating Askeladd in that duel 😭🙏

[Eli🦌🍂 @kittyeinar]

THORFINN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LEAGUE BRO GET OUTTTTTTT

[⛓️Little Miss Big Butt⛓️ @GothTransFem]

this genuinely might be the funniest tweet of all time

[Bug @bug_boye]

mr aura himself john rod
#jojolands

[Fiddlemort Fungus @wowdiddly]

@meowpinfrens @leftypol_org Being a CIA agent must be so easy nowadays

[mhk @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[Fiddlemort Fungus @wowdiddly]

@midas_toucher @prattprattpratt Chris Pratt once had a young, disabled fan who made YouTube videos about him. To show his appreciation, Chris Pratt left a comment on one of his videos. For more information, search up "Chris Pratt disabled child comment"

[No Peekers @NoPeekers_here]

This tf2 YouTuber still makes memes the old fashioned way.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[angel @raimcandies]

Saw this while I was scrolling insta and thought yall need to see it too because this is genuinely insane

[andifaimos @andifaimos]

He is 21 years old.

[Scottieee ! 🎠🏵️ᯓ✦ THE Golden Wind Specialist @scottiluvs]

The questions Narancia would ask Fugo

[Rheaxsonic @Ryujinsonic]

@MrkelsGame

[Radec @realradec]

the fact that this is the longest QTE in the franchise means that this is literally the hardest thing Kratos has ever done

easily the greatest QTE in gaming history

[Grug @GrugKillMammoth]

Grug first movie role and you not even act like it grug. Okay.

[𝔽𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕆’𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖. @faggototoole]

My dick has never been this soft looking at a man before

[BilbongBaggies🪤 @Bilbongbaggies1]

FISHPOG HAS BEEN THIS GAL GETTIN HER BACK BLOWN OUT THIS WHOLE TIME?????