Kiley (Monahan) Short

i'm kiley. i hiccup.

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

all my pregnancy cravings are illegal foods like raw oysters and tuna crudo and a large Dunkin iced coffee and a gallon of champagne 🍾

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

@Wowheyitspat takes such good care of me 🥰

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

Gotta give my annual reminder

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

my new company has no vending machine and I might start dealing candy out of my desk soon

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

just got wings at the bar and we got ALL FLATS

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

I got the job!!

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

I have a good feeling about this one.

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

we’ll see… things are still working themselves out. hopefully everything works out okay.

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

when will they start selling loosie eggs

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

I cannot be trusted with a Costco membership

we’ve already eaten half the bag of Reese’s eggs 🥚

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

new phone and now siri thinks im a stranger

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

shout out to npr tiny desk yo gabba gabba

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

my sister gave me this bag charm a few weeks ago and i’m constantly tempted to eat it

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

accidentally staying up late drinking cocktails and playing stardew valley with @Wowheyitspat ⭐️ ❤️

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

you should be able to buy loose eggs; I just need 3

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

gotta buy a car soon, but what?

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

absolutely forgot to take any photos but @wowheyitspat was such a #fantasticmrfox and everyday is pleasure to be his #fantasticMRSfox 🦊❤️🦊

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

watching ghostbusters and pissed this EPA guy won’t acknowledge DOCTOR venkman’s two phds

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

brain so smooth today

[Kiley (Monahan) Short @wowheyitskiley]

listening to the song I walked down the aisle to and sobbing because I’m the luckiest to have walked towards you @Wowheyitspat