Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.
The longer I live the funnier it is how suicidal and depressed I was when I was a teenager like bitch just wait for life to actually happen then you'll really want to die