jacob

lisa thinks she hot shit bcuz she’s a sociopath

[jacob @wowjac0b]

don’t make eye contact with me unless u wanna fuck me!!

[jacob @wowjac0b]

those fuckin academy kids are the worst ppl ever.

[jacob @wowjac0b]

@yiikesjulie leave him.

[jacob @wowjac0b]

it’s okay to be silly and #real

[jacob @wowjac0b]

@goldstandardnik damn is that the scurrying sound i hear..

[jacob @wowjac0b]

i’m a gassy gal and i won’t be silenced

[jacob @wowjac0b]

i’m gonna start farting in the halls at school and u guys are just gonna have to deal with it.

[jacob @wowjac0b]

beverly hills chihuahua is the opposite of pretty woman

[jacob @wowjac0b]

i fear the person i am past 11pm

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

if the grammys were real this song would have won 10 of them

[jacob @wowjac0b]

#NewProfilePic

[jacob @wowjac0b]

i’m going to start causing problems.

[jacob @wowjac0b]

i need to be in his brain

[jacob @wowjac0b]

if this bitch doesn’t eat that damn jolly rancher

[j ☄️ @yiikesjulie]

The little gay friend, the bookworm, and the pregnant one.

[jacob @wowjac0b]

holy shit fuckballs whoa man

[nae @nomesj4]

the bookworm and the gay one