wow!

she/her-21-#1 NA zombie farm battles player

[burger girl 2 @chzbrgrg]

trans women will casually tell you "yeah when i was a kid my mom tricked me into going to the barbershop so her and the employees could hold me down and forcibly shave my head while i cried and screamed in protest" and expect you to have a response ready for that

[Gamechamp @Gamechamp3k]

im trans

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

This is, like, actual communism.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not exaggerating when I say the future depends on this catching on en masse. Kids, adults. Book clubs, silent reading groups. For the past twenty-five years tech has corroded our attention, intelligence and basic pleasure in living, and books are the key to winning them back.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[Oil PAC Tracker @TrackOilPACs]

We can have this in America if the fossil fuel lobby gets out of the way.

[Theadora 🏳️‍⚧️🦘 @TeddyisVenn]

Bisexual woman: I am fucking sapphic! Im just stuck dating a man because someone wont get off her fat fucking ass and transition

[YoungDivineKing @18prayers]

I genuinely gotta quit rapping bro I just said nigga name not dave but he hanging w some busters

[FamousGirl🏳️‍⚧️ (Violet) @violet214764960]

I'm crying

[snirbles 🦭 @snirbles]

flirty lesbian friend in the hotel: “oh nooooo!!! i thought i booked the room with two beds!!! i guess we’re gonna have to share… heheh…. yeah we’ll just have to pack in like sardines if we’re gonna sle-“

hungry seal girl: “where”

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

idk who on earth could *possibly* need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

The taxpayer pays for a lot of things, the cameras should be destroyed so routinely that it becomes impractical to keep replacing them.

[FLONCHCORE @flonchcore]

When Mario Kart World came out, me and my buddies did this thing where whoever won got to be Sultan Wario and the other 3 had to be his harem of all Persian Daisys

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆Galaxy Soldier⋆⭒˚.⋆ @GalaxySoldier]

gets pushed near the wall once and does a raw level 3 he's literally me

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

Seems like this is grounds for removal from the bench. We can’t accept fake justice.

[Praise @tufpraise]

THIS IS A MEMORIAL. BIKE. RIDE.

YOU TEAR GASSED A FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD.

[NJB @nigel_b_golf]

This bloke has zero understanding of the the gravitas of what he’s just said. By the letter of the law according to FIFA, the USMNT should be removed from the WC and Infantino should be removed from position as president.

He’s actually stitched them all up.

[A Fine Whine @justheragain]

Someone knows!

Be the hero of this situation

Remember that McConnell tried to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat within hours of her death

[gaia (disability pride month edition) 🪴 @7girls1car]

as someone who’s safe foods look more like spring rolls, fried rice, mango, bee hoon, tofu etc etc i would like to remind everyone how racialised perceptions of ARFID are. chicken nuggets and chips are what is *common* in a culture where it is more commonly eaten.