Tom Masters

stand up comedian and passionate dancer

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

DotA is kind of fun until you find yourself in the DotA (Direction of the Abuse).

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

Fly me to the moon
and let me play among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like,
I was born in winter- I'm young.

In other words, I'm a baby. In other words, I'm not 1.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

Some walls are built out of fear and keep us fearful. Some walls are built out of wisdom and keep us wise.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

If the city you were living in was split down the middle by a wall, and the wall was guarded by armed forces, would you try to cross to reach your friends, family, and freedom?

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

Being bored is sick, imagine not having to worry about shit and your brain goes: nothing is going on right now, how come no lions are chasing me and I don't have to forage for stuff right now? This is agony.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love social media, when we see the stuff we like, because we love to see: look! Look at all these people enjoying themselves! Look at all these people who seem to be having a great time in this image. Good for them! I know some of them too! Maybe I can enjoy myself too!

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love what looks like home to you. What 'dining room' looks like to you this time. What it looks like to you next time. What bedroom and lounge and study look like to you. In your vision: What is bedroom?

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We enjoy people who we identify with in some way because it inspires us to know that there are others out there that we love who are like us in some way. And therefore we are deserving of love ourselves. We envision our selves loved by another because we love one like us.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love to see what the actor (and the writer) believes a character would do in these circumstances. We love what your idea is of what makes this character interesting. Or villainous. Or wonderful, like the best friend you could ever dream of.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

This is my idea of: horror. What do you think? Pretty horrific, right?

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love art because we love to see what is a fascinating image to you. Or what is a beautiful image to you. Or a curious image to you. A striking image. A confusing image. A grand image. A charming image. A malignant image. A depraved one.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We might love to dance (I have a hard time with it) because we love to feel what the musicians work does to our bodies, how it makes us move our bodies. How the music feels to you. What does the music make you feel like doing with you body.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love to read the stories you love to write. We love to read what you love about stories.
We love to see what you think makes for an interesting development. A character's nature. A plausible sequence of events.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love to see photographs of things you love to see, or are deeply interested to see, or are incredibly compassionate about what you see.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

We love people who we love to see be loved.

[Tom Masters @wowtommasters]

@DaftLimmy You are beautiful, my sweet angel