i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day
The timeline will diverge tomorrow. Hasbro will either say
"We hate AI! Here's Lauren Faust to bring us into a new era of pony!! :D"
or
"WE LOVE DATACENTERS!! *publicly executes Lauren on stage*