AlwaysWoz

Parody account

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@jacksonmoon @MikeCarlton01 “Normal people don’t celebrate Australia Day” Chris Minns NSW Premier

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@BenFordhamLive Shut up dude, it’s a free country, who do you think you are?

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@BenFordhamLive “read the room Ben”

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everyone in this election looks like a Rick n Morty character #NSWpol

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.@SkyNewsAust still asking the big questions: “Will we go to war with China?”
followed directly by “Can Legxercise Pro improve your health by getting your circulation moving while you watch tv?”

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@CraigHill01 Indigenous people have always held that the crown’s “terra nullus” status was not legal. In the Eddie Mabo court case, the crown overturned and threw out “terra nullus”. Meaning that Indigenous people have always held “sovereignty” over this land and we have always been invaders.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

In 1976 the Pointer Sisters recorded the now iconic "Pinball Number Count" song. Sesame Workshop celebrates the life and legacy of Anita Pointer. Thank you Anita Pointer for helping us learn our 123s and dedicating your life to creating inspiring and uplifting music. 💛

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@MattWalshBlog do you know how a prisoner swap works? two opposing countries agree on the exact prisoners to be swapped. that means russia would need to be part of your ridiculous fantasy conspiracy theory too. deadshit…

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imagine the feeling of being right about the vaccine but wrong about crypto…

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are we still going to mars once you sort out all this tuckshop shit?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@_hawko False. Twitter spends $13M/year on food service for SF HQ. Badge in records show peak occupancy was 25%, average occupancy below 10%.

There are more people preparing breakfast than eating breakfast.

They don’t even bother serving dinner, because there is no one in the building.

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@AnnastaciaMP could we also stop giving weapons to demonstrably racist @QldPolice officers too? maybe even fire a few of them? or defund the entire force and invest more into community based initiatives?

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@RSThompson23 @ESPNAusNZ @MLB I’m in Australia

[NITV @NITV]

Chris Binge says Cabbage Tree won the U17 Girls KKO Grand Final for their community.

#KKO #KooriKnockout

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scary shit!

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

If Tua takes the field tonight, it's a massive step back for #concussion care in the NFL.

If he has a 2nd concussion that destroys his season or career, everyone involved will be sued & should lose their jobs, coaches included. We all saw it, even they must know this isn't right

[💧Jules The Red @RedJules4]

This says a lot about the ‘real’ Sam Maiden.
#springst #auspol #insiders

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Lil Karen MC

[Local Elections Australia @LocalElectionAU]

the Victorian Liberals rap about Dan Andrews

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@MikeMiss25 you need to let it go bro, it’s was two seasons ago. he’s not your responsibility any more. why are you listening to podcast from a dude you hate in the first place? get out there and live your life, be happy.

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#FIBAWWC MVP
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