Will Edens

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@JoeyLeach187 @AmiriKing Yeah I gotta second this

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@PitViperHOA @KaitWillett I was going to come on here and tell you how wrong you are, but plenty of people have already done that.

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I remember when Apple Jacks were all orange

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@SIRIUSXM why is it that I NEVER hear any George Carlin or Richard Pryor on the Comedy Greats channel? That just ain’t right. Doesn’t make any sense. 😞

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@7ikm33 This whole comment section is just people speaking the worst English I’ve ever seen

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@AmiriKing you heard of this guy? Real breath of fresh air

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@kcorvo2 @RobertKennedyJr Shut the fuck up

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@doggtism It’s spelled “losing”

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@josemangin you know on #intothetriviapit you guys have been letting contestants take Vinny’s redemption lifeline before they get to the final round? I know you guys change up rules a lot but I feel like that one really needs to be earned. Just my two cents 🤘🏻

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

What you are seeing is what I call the Caillou generation.

My generation was raised on cartoons of double barrel toting duck hunters and six shooter packing outlaws.

This generation is bubble wrapped.

The other day I went to watch a documentary on Netflix about Stalin’s island gulag where 5000 isolated and starving Russian outcasts literally ATE EACH OTHER, and before it started there was a fucking warning for ‘smoking.’

You want to know why?

We had ‘smear the qu#%r.’
You all have MiCrO aGgReSsiOnS.

We had cigarette ads in magazines.
You all have pregnant men in Calvin Klein shoots.

We didn’t have seatbelts or airbags.
You all wore helmets while riding your big wheels.

We didn’t know race.
You all OBSESS over it.

We got our asses kicked if we said dumb shit in school.
You all get high fives for saying there’s 76 genders and the earth is flat.

We had smoking areas.
You all have safe spaces.

We helped people in distress.
You all film them for views.

We confronted people face to face.
You all TYPE.

We trudged through difficult times.
You all need ‘mEnTaL hEaLtH bReAkS’

We watched Faces of Death on VHS.
You all require warnings for tObAcCo UsE.

We smoked in bathrooms.
You all vape in gender neutral inclusive facilities with litter boxes.

We got our tattoos in prisons and group homes.
You all got sleeved out at tax season with your favorite quotes from Sons of Anarchy.

We ate whatever was on the table after we prayed.
You all are grown ass adults still saying shit like ‘cHiCkEn NuGgiEs’ and ‘cHoCkY MiLk’

We GOT pussy.
Y’all ARE pussy.

Any questions?

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@josemangin is there something wrong with my @SIRIUSXM app or have you guys just not been doing #intothetriviapit for the past month?

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@egoraptor David chessman is making a name for himself

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If I were @Bojangles , I’d start selling a po’ boy sammich and call it the “Bo boy”. You’re welcome.

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@SXM_Help ever since the most recent update 3 days ago I’ve been unable to use any skips. This is very frustrating, I hope something is being done to fix this

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@PrincessOzaline @mariana057 @MoralesMeldrich @MarkHamill The red plastic cups are made by a brand called “solo". So they are commonly referred to as solo cups

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@KelloggsUS why can’t I find all bran buds anywhere? I’ve literally checked ten different stores in my area and they’re out everywhere. That cereal changed my life and I NEED it

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@TheAaronSaucedo @Goldfire64 @TheLetterTen @Shayne71126733 @redlettermedia You are mistaken. Jay most definitely said Elliot in the original upload.

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@mattswider just picked this baby up from target, couldn’t have done it without you! 👍🏻

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@mattswider @techradar No BB updates? 12pm is fast approaching

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@mattswider is it most likely to be at the turn of an hour or could it be any minute at all?