William Smith

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@elonmusk Go back to doing what you are good at.

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@RepKatiePorter You wouldn’t want to be our president, would you?

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

Bork. An optical illusion

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

The cat purred.

It radiated comfort, the rumble seeking sorrow and dissolving it. Shaken to bits.

The resonance frequency of contentment.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

It was hard to feel motivated.

That he was simply a cog in a vast machine didn't bother him so much.

He just wished the machine worked.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

She'd heard it wasn't the destination that mattered, but the journey.

She didn't agree.

What mattered was who you chose to ride shotgun.

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@will_whang @tindie Sounds very useful, is this a product?

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Did it hurt?" he said.

"Hmm?" she said.

"When you fell from heaven."

"Nah. Saw it coming, actually."

"What?"

"I did too many murders."

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@LovinTCI Slightly lower resolution, but https://t.co/GRZ8RUg2ik updates every 15 minutes. 😇

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@LovinTCI That’s not a view from above, this is a view from above: https://t.co/GRZ8RUg2ik 🤓 (Refresh every 10-15 minutes, more interesting in daytime. )

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@Raspberry_Pi @instagram @FiacreMuller Accidentally ordered a Pi Zero (non-W) so it became my favorite $5 keyfob. Perfect for showing off to people and explaining the Pi family.

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@themeridianclub Jasper!

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@Raspberry_Pi Or you are 3301 away from a different pleasing number. 🤓

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@edbott @xorbit1 As are those who don’t use FB SSO for anything. “Hey, I know, let’s trust FaceBook!” Or not. Ever.

[nader dabit @dabit3]

So, my new stickers just came in...

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

Rocket science for the win! RT @hackaday: Newest @SpaceX starship trick is a Soviet-era tech called "full-flow staged combustion" -- it's the holy grail of rocketry https://t.co/xKqLpGsap1

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Opportunity Rover https://t.co/iEuCfbj91s https://t.co/lSQ0dmy7YW

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

Well that explains it! 🤯 RT @ASmallFiction:

The robocalls kept getting worse.

Spammers, we thought. We were wrong.

The singularity had come.

And mostly they just wanted to annoy us.

[William Smith @wpnsmith]

@aallan @xorbit1 Our Nest locked the heat on for a couple of days while we weren’t home trying to get the temperature of the sensor in the (isolated) family room up to the dining room setpoint. Over 100F in the basement! IoT monitoring and sensing good, IoT control bad.