Wiler

i am not here right now
I am not home

[snail @seedlin9]

has anyone under 500 lbs ever said “hope that helps!” at the end of a sentence

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Realistically this might be the kindest text you can get in this situation

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Israel wound up wilding out even harder than I thought they would, but any serious person knew what 10/7 meant for Palestine and the leftists celebrating it did not care

Because they’re just bored white people who view foreign conflict as a spectator sport

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

The dumbest people I know are all convinced they have 130+ IQ that just hasn't managed to manifest in any way ever (including through IQ tests)

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

I've literally never once seen this happen, in all the years I've watched guys hit on girls at bars.

These memes are made by people who sit around on the internet all day, imagining what real-life human beings are like.