Monero on Solana just pumped 30% in one day
Here is what happened:
- One LP pulled $285K of liquidity from the main XMR pool
- Then bought $48K of XMR
- Price went $690 → $813
- Then he put it all back, plus the XMR he bought
Now XMR on Solana is $763 and $649 everywhere else
I cancelled my Claude subscription a while back but while I still have access I figured I would paste in an essay on assassination markets and see what it had to say.
Then I see this. "Let's noodle"
How do people take themselves seriously using this app?