River

There's something lurking in the back of my mind, and lately, I feel it sliding into the light.

[River @wreath_river]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴜꜱ—

+ 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘤 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
+ 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸, 18+
+ 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸

ɪ ʙᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜꜱ...

[River @wreath_river]

He has the world’s biggest grin

[Apollo - Hiatus @MundaneApollo]

He’s alive

[GONE! @satanssignature]

-ˋˏ 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗈 𝖨'𝗆 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀,
𝗌𝗈 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝐈❜𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝖲𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈 𝗺𝗲
🇼​​​​​🇮​​​​​🇹​​​​​🇭​​​​​🇴​​​​​🇺​​​​​🇹
𝙮𝙤𝙪. ˎˊ-

➳── ⟲ + ♡

[molayne. @MetalAndStars]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠—

+ ᴀ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
+ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀꜱ, ɴꜱꜰᴡ, 18+
+ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ, ʙʟɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ

𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑.

[𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐬. @TheSunlitTitan]

𝕀𝕥'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕪 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

+ 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
+ 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸, 18+
+ 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵

𝕀'𝕞 𝕒𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖

[River @wreath_river]

:)

[River @wreath_river]

I’m suddenly incredibly interested. Tell me more about your deities.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

Sensei and Silver. Silver's a dragon. Sensei is... I'm too close to see, but he's a War God. Needs sacrifices. Needs to be worshipped. He can always create an army. I'm his best attack dog. I was.

[River @wreath_river]

Gods?

What type of gods?

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

My kid might become a cop, just to stick it to me. But my other kids want to fight. Karate is in our blood, and the War Gods are gonna use it.

[River @wreath_river]

My kid’s too busy looking at crime scenes to do anything else.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

Only for those inside the war. We're not getting out of this alive, and the kids will carry on the war.

[River @wreath_river]

Ah. Yes. Another apocalypse believer.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

You don't understand, but that's okay. Not getting anyone else into this karate war. Karate apocalypse.

[* 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙞 @ANTIHERO_FLOATS]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ I am 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 in the stands
⠀ ⠀I am a rock on top of the sand
⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ I am a 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓 amidst the 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀And I 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 it

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉

STAR WARS FANDOM OC : SHEI

[River @wreath_river]

“Chef’s knives tend to be more useful when you are in the kitchen. Unless you would like to hurt me with it. If that is the case, why are you waiting so long?”

River stood up, clearly looking the man over.

[River @wreath_river]

You’re insane. Got it. I understand now.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

The tranqs have nothing to do with this. #IfYouWereInThisSituation #YouWouldDoDrugsToo #IveEvenDrivenAnAngelToDrugs

[River @wreath_river]

Either I’m hallucinating, or you are on drugs. Maybe both.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

He's not mine. He's my... #MastersKarateHusbandsDog my Sensei's buddy's student.

[River @wreath_river]

Excuse me, what?

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

He's a human dog, but we're both pretty fucked up from being... I dunno. Beer is the best food.

[River @wreath_river]

As long as it’s not chocolate cake.

Then your dog should be fine.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

Fine. He can have mine. Everybody does.

[River @wreath_river]

Yes.

[Johnny Lawrence (watched 6b) @JohnnyLawRebel]

Can Rottenweilers eat cake?

[River @wreath_river]

//. You’re doing the dishes and suddenly there’s somebody sitting on your kitchen counter

[River @wreath_river]

//. River just appearing out of absolutely nowhere makes me happy

[River @wreath_river]

“I can do that.”

[𝓔vangeline. @AintYourBitch_]

"I'm just in the mood of dying and coming back to life in three weeks. That's the kind of holidays I need."

[River @wreath_river]

Absolutely not. But he’s not a complete moron, this stranger obviously isn’t someone he should hang around with.

But he’s fond of doing things he shouldn’t.

So he’s not moving.

“Yes, hello. Can I help you?”