Lynn Robinson 💙🇺🇦

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here I am last night, serving the people of Clacton and earning my £98k salary by making my 14th trip to the US since becoming an MP, speaking to MAGA morons in Washington DC.

[Lynn Robinson 💙🇺🇦 @Wreay]

@DrJaninaRamirez Love the dress 👗

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I repeatedly said I was the most attacked MP in the UK. Which is true if you don't count the two who were killed, or those attacked with a sword or who had their offices set on fire and if you only count 'attacks' with milkshakes or eggs.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

except he was white english and did get away with it...

[Terry Abraham @terrybnd]

A message from Stacey Dooley and Dom from #trashfreetrails 😊🎥 They’re out tomorrow in the #lakedistrict 🗑️ I’ll be filming the same for a new BBC TV series about the environmental impact of litter and more besides.

I’ll be at the Theatre by the Lake, Keswick at 11am if ya about 🤞🙏🗑️🎥

If ya out about Lakeland ya can report what you found and more via the following linky ⬇️

https://t.co/QmZqqYQQFw

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Nigel’s poster is going viral

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

But instead of seeing a billionaire as a symbol of a broken system, an exploiter of labour, a human dragon sleeping on its pile of gold, we idolise those whose only motivation is becoming the first trillionaire (32 000 years at $1 a second)

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

If you earn $85 000 a year (a better than average US salary) and spend it at the rate of $1 a second, it will take you a whole day to spend it all. If you earn a billion dollars and spend it at the same rate, it will take you 32 years.

People have no idea how big a billion is.

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

You don’t understand the stranglehold this Nescafé Gold Blend advert had on the UK because of Anthony Head (long before he was in Buffy)

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

BREAKING NEWS:

FREE THE 15....... THE 15 HAVE BEEN FREED

Steph Spyro @StephSpyro and the @Daily_Express have saved the penguins which are currently being held captive in the basement of the London Aquarium. 👏👏👏

Huge, huge, huge achievement. Hip hip hooray.

A brilliant, brilliant example of nothing more than having a clear vision, a strategic objective coupled with the guts, the ambition and determination to deliver it. Huge round of applause.

Mighty I suggest that others, especially those within the eNGO charity sector will want to take note.

https://t.co/qgrzsHdupV

[Pete Savin @pete_savin]

The quiet sound of troweling as the site enters the final week of the excavation at #Carlisle #archaeology #HadriansWall

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"

[Lynn Robinson 💙🇺🇦 @Wreay]

@BladeoftheS I used to be a Civil Servant and you could be dismissed for drinking at work or attending after drinking . Why is it acceptable for MPs to drink at work?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Listen to how outraged all the MPs are when they are told they shouldn't be allowed to drink unlimited discount booze at work.

It's time to get rid of this ridiculous benefit and all the MPs who support it.

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

The Guga hunt is shameful. Gannet chicks are taken from their nests and killed for a local delicacy - and NatureScot gives licences for it.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@antmiddleton @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer Cat check: This video is from Mexico

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Shameful that our act at Eurovision was abandoned by the BBC and his team as the scores came in!

And how lovely of the Denmark team to invite him to sit with them, so he wasn’t alone.

Well done BBC, you chose him and then you abandoned him. Vile.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.