S A R A H 🐘

a well balanced hater | She/Her | Swiftie | Feminist | Ally | hater of CATS: the musical

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 & Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Do you think they heard themselves or is it just a bunch of white noise to them when they open their mouths??

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Markwayne Mullin: "You have a Biden administration that is failing the American people"

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

You could be having the worst week of your life and come home to it being 85 because your air conditioning went out

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

What is going awnnnnn

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

Jonathan Bailey will no longer be appearing in the upcoming West End revival of Sunday in the Park With George. Learn more here: https://t.co/3pbU31Dpdg

[FactPost @factpostnews]

53,760 cases of chocolate milk have been recalled due to a packaging issue that can cause premature spoilage.

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Official project pan update for the month of August: 11 items!

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

I want a remote job bc one of my friends is in a play and I’d love to surprise her bc I haven’t seen her in years and I’d love to surprise another friend for her birthday bc I haven’t seen her in a year and 😭 I deserve so much more than what I have 😔

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump's EPA has approved the use of a pesticide and known carcinogen, trifludimoxazin.

The forever chemical will now be used on corn, wheat, oats, soybeans, oranges, apples, peanuts, and almonds.

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

In 2007 a girl in my high school who swore she wasn’t pregnant (but definitely was) preformed in the talent show at 5 months rolling over on the floor doing a cheer/dance routine. Women don’t become incapacitated just because they’re pregnant.

[nav࿐࿔ @f4berries]

I have to applaud Ryan Murphy for his faith in pregnant women because did he really think she could feasibly be doing all that

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mangoes have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with salmonella.

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

this actually being healing

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

How come no one told me Burt Reynolds was this hot???

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Just watched this and screamed “HE HAS A PIGGY TATTOO STITCHED INTO HIS CHEST” and proceeded to cackle every time I saw it

[Je'lon Alexander, M.A. @JelonAlexander]

I’m watching Muppet Treasure Island in honor of Tim Curry and bro I’m just now seeing Kermit has a tattoo of Miss Piggy on his chest. 😂😂😂

[t' @betterianaoff]

reason to live:
you need to experience twitter the day trump dies

[K @___Kemistry__]

Rappels :
- les ceintures de sécurité ne sont pas adaptées aux femmes
- le mannequin pour qu'on s'entraîne par rapport au massage cardiaque ne prend pas en compte l'anatomie féminine
- les chercheurs ont longtemps expérimenté sur des souris mâles car ils étaient gênés avec les

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Price Increases, July 2025 to July 2026 (Source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics)

1. Fuel oil — +39.1%
2. Other motor fuels — +30.7%
3. Airline fares — +25.5%
4. Regular gasoline — +25.3%
5. Midgrade gasoline — +23.0%
6. Premium gasoline — +21.5%
7. Computer software and accessories — +21.2%
8. Instant coffee — +15.8%
9. Jewelry — +15.2%
10. Uncooked beef roasts — +13.5%
11. Video/video-game subscriptions and rentals — +13.4%
12. Postage — +13.3%
13. Sewing machines, fabric and supplies — +12.9%
14. Tomatoes — +12.8%
15. Delivery services — +12.6%
16. Gardening and lawncare services — +12.3%
17. Apples — +11.1%
18. Watches — +10.6%
19. Dishes and flatware — +10.4%
20. Other video equipment — +10.0%
21. Home health care — +9.7%
22. Candy and chewing gum — +9.6%
23. Uncooked beef steaks — +9.6%
24. Roasted coffee — +9.4%
25. Video discs and other media — +9.2%
26. Ground beef — +9.0%
27. Turkey and other uncooked poultry — +8.4%
28. Recorded music and music subscriptions — +8.0%
29. Fresh fish and seafood — +7.8%
30. Frozen fish and seafood — +7.8%
31. Lettuce — +7.5%
32. Cigarettes — +7.3%
33. Motor vehicle maintenance/servicing — +7.3%
34. Intracity transportation — +7.0%
35. Apparel services other than dry cleaning — +6.6%
36. Vehicle parts/equipment other than tires — +6.6%
37. Nonelectric cookware/tableware — +6.4%
38. Frankfurters — +6.3%
39. Rice — +6.2%
40. Men’s underwear/nightwear/swimwear/accessories — +6.2%
41. Motor vehicle repair — +6.2%
42. Shelf-stable fish and seafood — +6.1%
43. Fresh whole milk — +6.0%
44. Newspapers and magazines — +6.0%
45. Outpatient hospital services — +5.8%
46. Other uncooked beef and veal — +5.6%
47. Sports vehicles including bicycles — +5.6%
48. Vehicle accessories other than tires — +5.5%
49. Salt, seasonings and spices — +5.4%
50. Girls’ apparel — +5.3%
51. Laundry and dry-cleaning services — +5.3%
52. Women’s suits and separates — +5.2%
53. Inpatient hospital services — +5.2%
54. Dental services — +5.1%
55. Pet services — +5.1%
56. Other fresh vegetables — +5.0%
57. Water and sewerage maintenance — +5.0%
58. Other fresh fruits — +4.8%
59. Fresh milk other than whole — +4.8%
60. Renters/household insurance — +4.8%
61. Indoor plants and flowers — +4.7%
62. Other condiments — +4.7%
63. Other tobacco products — +4.7%
64. Veterinarian services — +4.7%
65. Window coverings — +4.6%
66. Women’s footwear — +4.5%
67. Crackers and related bread products — +4.5%
68. Fresh cakes and cupcakes — +4.4%
69. Haircuts and other personal-care services — +4.4%
70. Motor oil, coolant and fluids — +4.3%
71. Utility piped gas — +4.3%
72. Electricity — +4.2%
73. Men’s pants and shorts — +4.2%
74. Nursing homes/adult day services — +4.2%
75. Breakfast cereal — +4.1%
76. Tax preparation/accounting fees — +4.1%
77. Canned fruit — +4.0%
78. Toys — +4.0%
79. White bread — +4.0%
80. Computers, peripherals and smart-home assistants — +3.9%
81. Garbage/trash collection — +3.9%
82. Citrus fruit — +3.8%
83. Musical instruments and accessories — +3.8%
84. Women’s underwear/nightwear/swimwear/accessories — +3.8%
85. Men’s shirts and sweaters — +3.6%
86. Motor vehicle body work — +3.6%
87. Distilled spirits away from home — +3.6%
88. Internet service — +3.5%
89. Parking fees and tolls — +3.5%
90. Vehicle registration/license fees — +3.5%
91. Tools, hardware and supplies — +3.5%
92. Potatoes — +3.4%
93. Elementary/high-school tuition and fees — +3.4%
94. Day care and preschool — +3.4%
95. Hair/dental/shaving personal-care products — +3.4%
96. Limited-service meals — +3.3%
97. Beer away from home — +3.2%
98. Canned vegetables — +3.2%
99. Household cleaning products — +3.2%
100. Nonfrozen juices and drinks — +3.2%
101. Rent of primary residence — +2.9%
102. Sports equipment — +2.9%
103. Men’s footwear — +2.8%
104. Soups — +2.8%
105. Beer at home — +2.8%
106. Cable/satellite/live-streaming TV — +2.8%
107. Food from vending machines/mobile vendors — +2.6%
108. Fresh sweet rolls, coffeecakes and doughnuts — +2.6%

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Watching a movie from the 80s is wild bc wdym they used to smoke in hospitals lmao

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

@erosinlovee Girl 😭

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

Oh my god???

[Herman ⚡ @hermux]

Another angle. As received.

[S A R A H 🐘 @wreckageofyou]

The WSJ:

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.

🔗: https://t.co/CBwSxzNZEG