Adam

Writing the new rules, and then ignoring them

[Adam @wrecker53]

@SamsungMobileUS What is the issue with your trade in program? I sent in my Galaxy Fold 6 as a trade in on a Galaxy Fold 8 and have gotten nothing but a run around and nonresponsive emails ever since?

[Adam @wrecker53]

You've found a way to get customer service to give the same answer to a question twice in a row and to actually follow through on what they say they're going to do?

[Mike Sievert @MikeSievert]

📣 5.4.22 📣

[Joe Healey @JoeHealey42]

Not sure if this has been mentioned, but it’s fun even if it has:

UofA has a bye this week and plays next on Oct. 9. UofA’s last win in a game of football was on Oct. 5, 2019. Therefore, it is inevitable that at least two full years will have passed without a win.

I like this.

[Adam @wrecker53]

@sub_hu_man that will cause flames to flare up

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@soIoucity @IHOb Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.

[Adam @wrecker53]

@KatrinaDances Counterpoint: John Wick

[Adam @wrecker53]

The Everyday Carry Giveaway | Everyday Carry Shop https://t.co/eEG2PSl0P9 via @everydaycarry

[Adam @wrecker53]

Chase Tactical Level IV Plate Set Giveaway https://t.co/QN2Ss8LVT1 via @blacksheepwar

[name but also a little joke @bearsaremean]

the puppy bowl has had better tackling

[Adam @wrecker53]

@imsochrispy87 @TeganTate Clearly you haven't followed the principles of Teganism. Open yourself to Tegan's power and all will be revealed.

[Adam @wrecker53]

@TeganTate @imsochrispy87 Whatever the opposite of rebuke is, I want to do it to this picture

[Adam @wrecker53]

@TeganTate @imsochrispy87 And lo, Tegan looked down upon the girls, with the girls, and the girls with the boys. And it was good.

[Sun Devil Gymnastics @SunDevilGym]

Arizona State defeats Arizona for the first time since 2006 with a score of 195.875-194.350! #GODEVILS! @SparkyArizonaSt @jeffmetcalfe

[Adam @wrecker53]

I will take the suggestion under advisement.

[Adam @wrecker53]

@jimhanna but what aspect of life wouldn't be improved by adding a monkey?

[Adam @wrecker53]

@jimhanna sounds like an ABC Family show

[Adam @wrecker53]

@jimhanna there's drama now? I was hoping for comedy

[Adam @wrecker53]

@jimhanna probably not exactly the same, but I suspect there was quite a bit of similarity. We're living in interesting times.

[Adam @wrecker53]

@jimhanna funny, I was just thinking the same thing

[Adam @wrecker53]

@Atomicmike but are you cackling maniaclly? manical cackling is an important part of running an empire.