Matthew Harris

dude/him, chicken pox survivor, cool guy

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@NUCLRGOLF @CheetoSantino drunk again

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@NoContextHumans Pansexuality?

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@luisjgomez Yes

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@ValentinaForUSA @luisjgomez Do you like Jamaica?

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@iamnot_elon 1

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@iamnot_elon A

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@ValentinaForSOS @luisjgomez your sister is really turning it around! Went from stealing your weed to running for office.

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@elonmuskADO Yes

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@historyinmemes Dad, dad, dad…. Dad, dad, dad…. Can I have a treat?

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@elonmuskADO A

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@ianmiles Wrong, it kicks ass. Self service….

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@TheFigen_ Travel…

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@MattLevy51 It’s called getting old. You start caring about school systems and taxes and shit.

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@samtripoli @chrisdelia Salami

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@nytimes Hahaha peace on earth and good will towards everyone pin.

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@ianmiles He’s dating a special needs person who can navigate social media. Cool.

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@YMHstudios @ChristinaP Hot take: cottage cheese is good. All by itself. If you put fruit in it, gross.

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@nytimes Kanye’s new album is good and Shane is funny. Your opinion doesn’t matter. The people have spoken…

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@TMZ Thanks! Still funny.

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@CollinRugg @RebelNewsOnline Wow first guest of the year to patriot of the year! Way to go @adamraycomedy !