Wren Emerson

Mother, writer, artist. My debut novel I Wish... is now available as an ebook through Amazon.

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I’m not super familiar with Pink Floyd’s work, but when I listened to the clip they have on iTunes for their song Mother, In any other context I’d swear it was a song about the Trump administration.

“Mother... https://t.co/7Rj6jSqz1Z

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Oh man, I’d get that box set. https://t.co/X9uSEJJXbo

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Japan has so many vacant homes it's giving them away https://t.co/WMLHGUEwbo

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Gareth, evidently I’ve been in training for puffin hunting for years. I’m Gonna Be is the national anthem of Scotland, right? 😉 https://t.co/YAkYf8vtIE

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This is probably just a “me” thing, but maybe someone can help.

If I’m starting out fresh, I can make a D chord, no problems. My fingers go right to the correct strings. I can transition into a G chord from D... https://t.co/3xRWMhVD8i

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Sorry, for the first world whine, but why does Wells Fargo keep canceling our bank cards without notice? This is the second time in the past few months it’s happened. They aren’t reported lost or even being used... https://t.co/btK36jNTcO

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I got really indignant because some people on a thread clearly don’t understand how vaccinations work. Then I remembered that I don’t understand why a bird has to have hollow bones to achieve flight and yet an... https://t.co/DTvQgWZmSz

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I feel like the end credits for Pokémon are longer than the game was. I really enjoyed it though. It’s like it was custom designed for my weird collecting fetish. (It only shows up in video games, irl I don’t... https://t.co/hHP7k9Yana

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I had two options when I woke up this morning. I could have went with Pokémon (gotta beat the league and then I guess I become king of the world or... https://t.co/mLkZF6wH9T

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I feel like the fact that we don’t call the people up there in our family trees “grandcestors” is a wasted opportunity.

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Has anyone been to this place? I’ll admit that I kinda wrote off everything along Gordon Hwy as being a little too sketchy for me since I have almost as much survival instinct as a particularly... https://t.co/TsjWwwtdK6

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Why all the live action Disney remakes of older cartoons? Is someone actually requesting these nightmares come to life?

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I don’t know science, but this doesn’t seem like a great idea. Interesting concept though. I’d like to hear more about it. But the “for dummies” version because I have so many questions. https://t.co/zUhywiGKqV

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I know I’m probably 20 years older than the target audience, but I’m playing the new Pokémon game. I’ve never played one before. Is there a way to tell what forms your Pokémon can involve into before they up and... https://t.co/PgwwXSyqFV

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Yes! This. https://t.co/awKKbdTYGk

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I didn’t read the attached story so no idea if it’s interesting or not, but could we all just take a minute to appreciate the fact that turkeys have gorgeous eyelashes? Who the hell would have even guessed that? https://t.co/EViJW9noYM