The Doorman

(INACTIVE) Fledgling god in a new host, come and enjoy the many amenities The Baroness has to offer. Generative AI = Block

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

Loyal patrons of The Baroness,
I've returned from my interdimensional space between doors to tell you I'm doing well.

I've been taking anti-depressants, which has motivated me to workout at my gym every day. I will be finally moving out of the Archmother's museum (1/3)

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@TheDynamoTheory Thank you professor, I suspect this wont be the last we see of each other. I wish you and your wife the best.

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

Loyal patrons of The Baroness,
I've returned from my interdimensional space between doors to tell you I'm doing well.

I've been taking anti-depressants, which has motivated me to workout at my gym every day. I will be finally moving out of the Archmother's museum (1/3)

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@RomanTheIxian I haven't forgotten what you did, paperboy (derogatory)

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

If you truly need someone competent for the ritual, my discord is wren_ted, I somehow climbed up to Oracle. I'd love to hear from some of you, except you Roman.

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

at the ripe age of 2251. And I will be starting a new job the 30th!

Anyways, I have chosen to not come back to the Cursed Apple. Observing humanity has been entertaining, but I haven't found the connection I was hoping to. It's time for me to focus on other things now. (2/3)

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

//Hello everyone, I find my self in a tumultuous time of my life. As such, I will be taking a break from twitter and Deadlock to reduce the amount of distractions.

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@koifoxes @verdanirs @DragonRoIlZ The Baroness has a crying bathroom for a reason.

[chaos witch val // BLACKBIRD REP @artificial0wl]

i really really like the new deadlock patrons

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@sleepyfamilar Some doors are meant to be left unopened.

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Oh my, it seems something has gotten into the Cursed Apple’s water supply.

Dear patrons of the Baroness, fret not, it seems the effect is only cosmetic.

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@notsoyeung obsessed with this

[No Thank You AKA Kyle F. Blanche AKA LARPING FOID @kyleblanchenty]

Disgruntled big sister Yamato is real in my heart

#deadlock

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@VampireDrifter_ //i got the same but inverted 😭

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@verdanirs Which one?

[Professor Dynamo @TheDynamoTheory]

By the way, a word of caution to those of you that tend to enjoy erotic art and written works: The academy that Graves attends is of the high school level so she is most likely underaged. So, until we get more confirmations or the elder gods change this fact, please don't.

[Vivian♣ @deviousRacc]

Put my posters everywhere, on the walls on the ceilings on the floor on the windows on the pedestrians on the cars and specially on that fucking pigeon

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@haze_OSIC And the water contamination ?

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@verdanirs //basically this guy wanted his teammate to switch in a tourney and they refused
they ended up coming dead last and the guy needed the tourney money to pay tuition
the team that won the tourney had the comp the guy recommended his team use

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

So if ava runs out inside the tunnel you’re just stuck for a while ?

[VinnyFunnyGay @Vinnysuperg]

Giving Calico an even easier way to retreat from fights is maybe the most upsetting part of the update so far

[The Doorman @wrentedout]

@NYCPigeon287 What will you do now that you’ve lost half your identity ?