Computerized Man of the 2020s

Lukewarm takes about professional wrestling (and sometimes other stuff)

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The Greatest Wrestler Ever is whoever you think it is.

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@Bootstrapbillie Because I was tired of getting braindead tweets like yours

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@DaSillySloth Just say you get easily offended by basic jokes about a wrestler who doesn’t care if you exist

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@Bootstrapbillie Writing all this over a silly little joke

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@BillyJackmeoff Well no but looking at your tweets I can see you’re a pathetic piece of shit with a brain the size of a pencil eraser

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@BillyJackmeoff As opposed to the bodydonna you are? You look like a meth addict who hasn’t showered in weeks.

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@endziguri To be fair, he could just be saying his prayers and taking his vitamins.

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@ftofboingboing lol now this is the right attitude

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I hate that pro wrestling discourse has devolved into the Trumpian political ideology, where everything your favorite promotion does is incredible and everything the other one does is awful. Where people are stupid or brainwashed for liking the one you don’t like.

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@DrStanleyLjcs lol have experienced that many times myself

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@StephenA1181 Yeah, no room for nuance anymore

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@Rushmelly Same here. A symptom of our world unfortunately.

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@Majora47 Yep exactly

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@BlameBootsy I like the way you think

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@_TekTweets_ Yeah he’s a driver of it but it’s been around for a while for sure

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@_TekTweets_ True but it being translated to wrestling is silly

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@Majora47 There’s nuance to it for sure. I think shaming people for their likes and dislikes of wrestling storylines or matches is different though.

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@WrasslinTalkSTG @WWE How is it crammed down your throat? Do you mean the way they present things or the company itself?

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The more I think about this, the more I like it.

[Quan of A Show RNC @AShowQuan]

If you really wanna put Oba over crazy. Have him beat Brock at Summerslam night 1. Then have him win the title night 2.

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@stc15_stc @endziguri Everyone knew it was a work but what was the payoff of it? He was gone for a few weeks and came back and then they just moved right past it. No luring him out, no big bamboozle to get something he wanted.

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No issue with Oba taking the loss there. Took Brock to the limit, Brock sold his ass off for him, and he comes out still looking like a monster badass. And now we've got a reason for match 3.