Taylor W

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@miranda_sophia_ @KC_Cui Wow, take me back to mock trial, those were the days

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@ClaireCKellen I will not be exposed like this on a public forum (okay but did you listen to it it’s so catchy)

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

Do y’all remember those programs in elementary school where if you grew the biggest cabbage you got a free ride to college or some craziness like that

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@miranda_sophia_ I think I usually say “on purpose.” Like someone in traffic cut me off “on purpose.” But if I am writing something I would say “purposefully.”

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@ethanisdoomed @ClaireCKellen

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@uppityhobbit Oh my goodness 😂 Emmanuel is just looking for the rush he gets knocking the camera over 😂

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@ClaireFosterr Girl the GA state patrol does not play!! Stay safe out there my friend

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@molly_chamblee dude I feel betrayed that you are team Jacob?????

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

Tell me why the radiology interpretation room smells like my middle school band classroom

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

Idk man I’d call that a “bad sized hole”

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

We have been advised of a good sized hole in the roadway on Louisville Street near Greensboro. We have marked this hazzard with a traffic cone, but pay attention while driving in the area.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Every now and then I hear discussion about whether dogs smile, at least in the way we humans do.

As my contribution to the debate, here are some of my favorite photos of sled dogs smiling.

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

If Scottie Scheffler hangs on tomorrow this green jacket ceremony could be absolutely treacherous.⛳️#TheMasters #VestMafia

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@LeaSierra_ Girl I literally could not sleep last night because I was wanting oysters so bad, what is going on

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

Dumbledore canceled all final exams after Harry had to fight the basilisk. Imagine you just wake up for breakfast and realize everything is canceled bc some 12 year old was in the basement chopping up a snake. I hope someone in the basement of the CVM fighting a basilisk rn

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

I have 513 minutes to learn everything there is to know about equine radiology for my exam, but I just found a 45 minute doc on YouTube about the sun mysteriously going dark in the year 532 AD so I guess I actually only have 468 minutes

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR?

HBD = hey bring daggers
ASL = a soothsayer! listen
BRB = betrayal? really brutus?
OP = onward plebeians
LMS = let mark speak
JFC = just forget cicero
OTP = obliterate the poet
TF = then fall (caesar)

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@ClaireFosterr @sarahschauer Why did you tag me in this? Am I old? Am I incompetent? Do I talk like I’m old and incompetent? (The answer to all of these questions is yes. The tag was spot-on. Who am I kidding?)

[Taylor W @wrightaylor_]

@kayjay_beee Wow I could have written this tweet