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“your mugshot doesn’t do you justice” - my shitty DUI lawyer

[thick white @wrightclaw]

@notjohndixon Maybe therapy?? ❤️

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Also I’m pregnant

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I think Jacob Elordi has an extra Y chromosome

[Løri @haylsho]

He has such a way with words

[John @notjohndixon]

i want french toast.

[thick white @wrightclaw]

I didn’t think I’d be free bleeding at the wild Greg’s

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“Yeah those two are definitely keeping someone up at a La Quinta Inn”

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I eat fast as fuck with a spoon

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[thick white @wrightclaw]

shut the fuck up right now

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[thick white @wrightclaw]

Hot single juggalos doing whippets near me

[thick white @wrightclaw]

No one talk to me while I clean my house and listen to The Weepies

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

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@beckycatz I got one from wiz khalifa

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I’m just afraid of Gumby

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Today’s the day