DEVELOPING SCANDAL: Macron, Starmer, and Merz caught on video on their return from Kiev. A bag of white powder on the table. Macron quickly pockets it, Merz hides the spoon. No explanation given. Zelensky, known cocaine enthusiast, had just hosted them. All three of the “leaders” look completely cracked out.
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@_JessicaDavies I thought this initially, then I thought about it, and farmers blocked Westminster square. The most protested road in the world. Not the m25… so, yes blocking motorways will probably result in prison.
@What_Liam_Said good job last night, check the sound guy is ok this morning, think he may need some love. Also heard a rumour people still queuing to get In the gig this morning. #cooplive
If the Northern lights, keep making appearances in the U.K. and lower down the globe, at what point will the northern lights stop being ‘northern’? Maybe they need a new name? North eastern lights? Once were Northern lights? Northish Lights? Open to suggestions.
This years weather so far has been horrific, wasn’t it lucky for the government that 4 years ago when they locked us down we had wall to wall sunshine for weeks on end. It’s almost like they planned it that way 🤷♂️
Surely there’s got to be a registered medical condition called ‘conspiracy theorist’ soon? First Kate Middleton, now the Baltimore bridge? Absolute nutters.
@JamesCleverly if you’re still struggling to remember what you said at PMQs, here is the new footage. Try and hide from this! I don’t think so.
https://t.co/XA1Zudslkr