cody wright

where i hide dumb thoughts

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

@DoorDash just robbed me of $30 and im mad as hell and im not gunna take it! My door is white sooooooooooo

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Once the Stanley Cup is full it will be the end of times

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Bunch of crazy bird activity today. Saw two geese square up over some eggs then a black bird attacking a red tail hawk then a duck did a peekaboo on me and scared the shit outta me

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Back in thi mofukking bunk bed and its nice

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

EXPERIMENT : i at 6 deviled eggs at 3:13am the past three nights while locked in the bathroom looking into the mirror with the lights off.

RESULTS: Rhianna with a tiny Katt Williams on her shoulder appeared and asked if i wanted to join the illuminati.
Big things coming soon!

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Got bit by a dog so i stole all of its hair

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Careful this is hot

[HeHateMe507 @HeHateMe_507]

@duraganddeertag 192 Staxies @wrightthanded @Naim__Ali @dru_montana47 @RobCrewsComedy

[Geoff Colella @geoffcolella]

Absolute mayhem this week on The Mountain

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Anyone with a pet snake that want me to teach it how to skateboard offering 20% discount for the first week of lessons.

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

@fakehockeyteam Squirtel sax song

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

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[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Religious whirl pools with bo water make me believe in god. Not theres but a god

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

R.kelly=stephen hawking.. think about it

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

@AB84 might be getting hit with “them”. And let’s really consider what im saying here. Deleting twitter in the morning

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

@Naim__Ali Yoga

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Flyers 👀

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Just fell up the stairs and broke my hip and arm. Go birds and go to the hospital

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

Flyers 👀

[cody wright @wrightthanded]

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