Contextually Anxious

A Behavior Analytic, Functionally Contextualistic, writing, anime-loving, philosophic Samurai who doesn't believe interests represent who you are

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

Another year, another Spotify Wrapped telling me I love @EarthGang. .0001% of Earthgang listeners
https://t.co/IH6bxxR4LN

[post-hipster runoff altbaguette //// 🪩 @rinnyriot]

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

Does anyone else feel like they missed out on all of the money that could have been made in the custom flag industry around 2016-now?

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

How long until we stop hearing ads along the lines of:

"We know 2021 wasn't quite the year we wanted it to be, so here's to a fresh start in 2022 with your new Capital Credit Card"

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

I'm a big fan of language and the power it has to shape our world and perceptions. But I fear many people don't understand the weight their words hold.

I saw a store named "Just Sprinklers" that also sells sod and fertilizer. It's not just sprinklers then, is it?

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

@Chris_Broene 100% Samurai. Badass sword fight resulting in a lost limb? Count me in

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

Language is silly. You can ask "what medications does your son take?" But you can't ask "what drugs is he on?"

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

⭐ BIG Giveaway ⭐

We're giving away our "Artificer" class-themed set. This includes a Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil, crafted from Figured Maple and Black Walnut. 🛠

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd #giveaway #dice

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

Getting maintenance done in a rental house is way different than if I had paid for it.

Just gonna duck tape the problem? Yeah, sure, not my house I guess?

Just keep an eye on it? Absolutely, can do.

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

@turna34 30 is wearing a fanny pack stuffed with Tums, Lactaid, and a weed pen to your own 30th birthday

[CHLOE CARTERR WITH 2 Rs @Chloe_Carterr]

I’ve never met a serious Lactose intolerance person

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

How come there are Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

Not neurodivergent but absolutely hate April Fool's Day

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

@nonbinarycowboy Honestly these kinds of takes are a nice break from *gestures widely* all of this

[Contextually Anxious @wrighttwin92]

"You're one step away from someone going into your wikipedia page and changing all the 'is's into 'was's" - @iamstephenwest

The creation of meaning series has been amazing but this is by far the best line so far