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twitter is my favourite app

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Last night I dreamt that in the 2021 granny, I played my debut game. I felt worried because my nails were very long and I feared this would be cheating. Like most AFL rules, my nails were poorly umpired. I scratched my way to victory. Ambitious yet not impossible. a 5 year plan

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@allthebestchamp Big news bar

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Hahahahahahaha but like if Melbourne don’t win a flag for another 60 years last year will be all worth it < 3

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Hahahahahahaha but like if Melbourne don’t win a flag for another 60 years last year will be all worth it < 3

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@allthebestchamp Cry

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This name and logo change may very well mean the end of my Twitter career

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Finally swallowed my pride and asked Nick to teach me the rules of Cricket.
He made me watch this first - an educational video:

https://t.co/HEVuQzlQm6

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@jonesyboy_27 I read this in the sound of your voice and it has made me giggle

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@poppinmicrowave No fking way

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That’s ok Melbourne can call this one a draw #afl

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Perfect time to storm the Gabba

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Footys back ! Slipped on a chip and stacked it down the stairs 🥰

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It’s my birthday next week someone feed my guilty pleasure and take me to a Harry styles concert 🥹

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Going home for the weekend to find out Barwon Heads has ANOTHER nick nack shop and NOT A NEW KEBAB SHOP SMH

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Happy Tuesday commute to work! There’s inspectors on my tram :) <3

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It’s not working

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Good morning beautiful world (I chant to myself as the Sunday scaries hit me)

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Time to buy some old school head phones

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My after work commute routine:
Walk to train
Get on train
Check that my wireless headphones have successfully connected
Worry that they haven’t for 30 mins
Continue to do sound checks for the entire trip
Get off train
Walk home
Repeat

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Wow I just found out So Fresh is an AUSTRALIAN THING !?!?!?