dr seuss walks onstage and starts performing:
“don’t hop on pop” he recites
pop (in audience): fuck. he’s right…
“horton hears a who” he says
horton: i thought i was the only one…
“alright yall that’s it for me!”
the grinch: are you fucking serious
on my positivity/optimism grindset and I feel great. the serotonin and dopamine slowly filling my brain could heal ailments around the globe. @CDCgov might want to look into this👀. #positivity#worldpeace#nowar#worms#wormsnotwars