𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊

back from the dead

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

hi. it’s me again. your favorite auntie. don’t pay much attention to my username. anything I could think of was taken.

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

zijn vader was mijn allereerste crush

[ESPN NL @ESPNnl]

Shaqueel van Persie over zijn interlandkeuze 🇳🇱🇲🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

‘’Als de tijd komt, dan maak ik hem.’’

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

his stupid little orange shorts made me go feral inside ngl

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

how I’ll be talking once I lose 5 more kgs

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

Marnie Michaels is so real

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

thomas????

[Rayrø @tomgelado]

this is porn

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

None of this crossed Kishimoto’s mind when he wrote Kakashi

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

50 yr old man with French Argentine Serbian roots tried to match with me on Hinge 🫩 I’m going to get k*lled, ain’t I?

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

People are seeing themselves mirrored in this and they don’t like it lol

[barbie @sakcore18]

top level girlfailure and i say that nicely

[mia 🚬 | cr: ACOK @deerestprincess]

sansa thinking she only has to survive for a while longer cuz robb is coming to save her

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

Unfortunately it all works on me

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

French men have the goofiest pickup lines, especially the North Africans

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Tried the “not texting first” gimmick and we haven’t spoken in six months

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

@AhmedVonDoom MABROUKKKKKK MY GOAT 🔥🔥🔥 can’t wait for my first therapy session!

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

I’d have to kill you after this

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

look how they massacred my girl…

[DELINDA ARTS (COMMS OPEN) @DelindaArts]

Black American Miku 🗡️

[. ✦ ݁ ˖ ℓуηχ σƒ 🏠тωт . ✦ ݁ ˖ @secretlynxiez]

theres no resemblance of miku here what… just because you’ve slapped some blue hair on her ??? im all for people having fun w characters but do NOT call some bs like this miku

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

WHAT IS SHE DOING 😭

[🎐 ⋆˚꩜｡ @ihaatevenus]

her needing support to twerk 😭

[𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊 @wrinklyoldmen]

me doing 10 reps of malarkey at the gym

[Christina Soft🦪🍣🍸 @endlesslysoft]

They have zero definition whatsoever in their legs lmaoooo

[♀ @moidrapist]

literally