Ben Walker

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Land of the free. Home of the hefty. One nation, under chonk.

Fat Bear Week finals voting begins TODAY. Who will take home the heavyweight title?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't

Here's the full sequence:

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Notice how it's always "America was founded on Christian principles!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I somehow missed this. Terrifying.

Elections are cooked.

[Ben Walker @writeline9]

Straight up Nazi shit

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Which way, American man?

https://t.co/nZkBEj3GGi

[Ben Walker @writeline9]

@russ4life @Acyn To be fair, I'd also have a diet Coke button if I was able.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christopher Reeve takes off his glasses, stands tall, and seamlessly transforms from Clark Kent into Superman right before our eyes.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is what really won the people over

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

I’ll never understand the fascination with this. The confederates were literal traitors fighting to dissolve the United States in an effort to maintain slavery.

They then lost. But hey, let’s celebrate.

[just2good (Sarah G) @just2goodYT]

“Parents aren’t for telling their children who they’re supposed to be. We’re here to give you the tools to make fools of yourselves all on your own.”

[Ben Walker @writeline9]

@mngop ...this is a fake quote. Please tell me you know that.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

I live in a small MAGA town.
I know MAGA people. I drink with them. I talk to them. I study them.

They’re not the loud Twitter yappers, at least most of them. They’re quieter. Slower. But the delusion runs deep, just bottled up in passive smiles and soft voices.

A few weeks ago, one of them tried to convert me at a bar. He knew I wasn’t into the Trump cult, but he started soft. Calm voice. Friendly tone.

“Mario, you’re white. You can drink a lot, you eat meat, “he was just surprised that I was eating rare burger” and drinking vodka chasing it with Guinness. He also said, “You’re one of us. You should feel proud.”

That’s their seduction tactic.
Not facts. Not logic. Just subtle tribal grooming.
“You’re white. You drink. You belong.”

It was almost sweet, in a sad, culty way.
Like a Jehovah’s Witness trying to sell you eternal life with a shaky brochure and cheap suit.

But let’s talk about the whole ecosystem.
The truth.

MAGA men?
Most are not warriors.
They’re out-of-shape, insecure, jealous small-town boys who peaked in high school, still clinging to stories from when they “almost went pro” or “should’ve been in the military.”
They’re proud of being able to drink a case of light beer, drive a truck, and scream about freedom while their knees buckle from sugar and rage.

They’re easy to manipulate because they don’t ask questions.
They don’t read.
They react.

They memorize memes like scripture and repeat them like gospel.
They think being loud equals being right.

They think the world is laughing with them.
It’s not.
The world’s laughing at them, when it’s not just ignoring them entirely.

MAGA women?

They’re caught in a brutal paradox, constantly screaming about how proud and strong they are, while reshaping every inch of their body to meet a fake beauty standard pushed by the very system they claim to hate.
Plastic lips. Inflated cheeks. Eyelashes thick as windshield wipers.
Trying to look rich while shopping clearance at Walmart.
They scream about “natural family values” while injecting Botox and collapsing into MLM scams that promise empowerment through overpriced lipstick.

They mock liberals for being “gender confused” while wearing more synthetic parts than a Barbie made in a Russian factory.

Here’s the thing: MAGA America isn’t just backward.

It’s boring. MAGA folks are simply subsimple.

There’s nothing imaginative about it. No new culture. No innovation. No ideas.
They don’t invent, they imitate.
They don’t challenge, they chant.

It’s the same five phrases over and over.
The same flag. The same truck. The same outfit.
Patriot cosplay.

And that’s why the world doesn’t just hate MAGA.
It forgets it.
Because once the shouting stops, there’s nothing under the hood.

Just cheap beer breath, fake smiles, and a belief that whiteness and loudness are still enough to matter.

You want the brutal truth?

Even without Trump, even without the cult, most of them would still be irrelevant.
Not because they’re evil.
But because they chose comfort over growth.
Tribalism over truth.
Imitation over imagination.

They don’t want to understand the world.
They want the world to stay small enough to understand them.

And that’s the saddest, most humiliating part.

[Ben Walker @writeline9]

@mngop @darwinforsyth "it's been hacked" lol

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act