Britni M.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. 🐘💜

[Britni M. @writerbritnim]

@TaeTwoThree Wow looks like you play dirty chey 🤨

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@TaeTwoThree Uh oh sounds like you're upsetting chaos

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@TaeTwoThree I...i don't think you can decline

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@higglety1 @jeeyonshim I used to have a little bell hanging on my bedroom door knob and my cat learned the same trick for when he wanted to be let out

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@ask_aubry I can't even find the connection this person is trying to make here.

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@Deirdre223 @clhubes It's interesting that this very specific thing is such a common dream though. I also had very vivid dreams like this.

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@born_like_dis @GHMansfield Which is totally ridiculous, bc how is grabbing a device on wheels supposed to steady you?

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@ask_aubry Before fame, so... as a child?

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@ask_aubry When ppl describe partners trading then like this, they always say something like "he's otherwise a great partner" and there's no way I can believe that.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is the first time in 60 years that both actors and writers have gone on strike at the same time.

Entertainment folks, post your most absurd royalty check below so people can understand just how badly you’re getting screwed!

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@hankgreen The new profile pic is amazing

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@lasrina Tbf it's completely counterintuitive from an outside perspective