Like part of me wants to run around and tell everyone! How are they supposed to know if they dont know.
But also I should just keep my mouth shut cause they dont care. Why should they?
In all seriousness it was part of his job (touching the butt part) and he was genuinely interested in my books. And that made me feel good.
Then it hit me. It's JUNE! And I have NOTHING to publish yet. I really need to get my butt into gear.
My nefew named the neighbors dog. "Buttspray" cause I said we dont know the dog and he cant come play.. he's insistent he knows the dog and thays the dogs name.
Kinda sad and losing hope. Where do people find these writing friends who actually do writing together. Especially like local people, but internet is fine too.
I know ghost writers charge a lot and they deserve it. Most definitely.
But can I get a ghost writer who will take my first draft and polish it for less than creating the whole thing from scratch?
Ladies? Are these what cramps feel like? I am so sorry you've gone through this about once a month. I'm just shy of 30 and think I discovered the location of my uterus for the first time.
For all I knew it could have been in my shoulder up till now.