Jonathan Birdsall

Paranormal fiction, creepiness blended with a dash of dark humor. Author Jonathan Birdsall

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[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Definition time: Shirt Balls - A juvenile slang term used by the cool kids to refer to boobies.
[#boobies #juvenile

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Are you an introvert or an extravert?
Me: Totally an introvert. I love people, but I need significant time between hangout sessions to recharge. #introvert #extravert #timetorecharge

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You become ruler of all humanity. What is the first thing you do?
I'd equip handicapped parking spaces with AI death rays to zap anyone using them without a pass. #handicappedparking #realsocialjustice #questionoftheday

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Tacos,
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
It seems I can only count to twenty-one.
Good thing it’s not cold in here or it might only be twenty.
#MondayMusings
#smartass
#darkhumor
#dankmemes
#silly

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Image asks, “Should sweat pants and slobby old sweaters be acceptable office attire?”
Me, “Yes. Once firmly established as acceptable in the work place, we can start discussing muumuus.” #wednesdayvibes #muumuu #sweatpants #oldsweater #workattire #qotd #twistedhumor

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Text says: Point to ponder: Does putting a braille Playboy in the freezer make it easier to read? #nippleitis, #smartass #dankmemes #silly #mondaymusings

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Apple Cinnamon, finest of the Cheerios. If you do not agree, you are probably evil. #applecinnamoncheerios #applecinnamon #probablyevil

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Recovering from a collection of broken bones and surgery has taught me some valuable skills with being stuck inside dealing with health issues. I share these lessons in https://t.co/nOvb9puMIN #fibrousdysplasiacovid19 #fdwarrior #survivingisolation

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Multiple disabilities, multiple mobility aids, multiple talking devices, I'm multiple kinds of multiple...Chicks dig multiples right? #MondayMusings #smartass #darkhumor #dankmemes #silly #Multiples

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

What are you reading right now? Me: Giving the Devil His Due, Reflections of a Scientific Humanist, by: Michael Shermer. #michaelshermer #criticalthinking

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

Word association: What do you think of when you hear, “tiddlywinks?” Me: Dirty tickles? #jbird #jonathanbirdsall #dirtytickles

[Jonathan Birdsall @writerjbird]

How sexiness works when you're a #BlindPerson and don't go on #JustLooks. https://t.co/H4bKdNlYjO

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Folded and put away some laundry last night and didn't notice the underwear in my walker basket until this afternoon. I hope the Amazon delivery guy this morning didn't see it either. #BeingBlindIsAwesome #Blindisms #BlindLife

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@LexxVorpahl @TrishBen_Books If it helps, #voiceover read out your tweet while I was brushing my teeth. I started laughing and nearly inhaled a mouthful of tooth paste and muffin residue.

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@AddyPottle Same. Being blind and requiring numerous surgeries set my imagination on fire.

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New blog post, part of my nonfiction journey. https://t.co/gsdSo2LmJt

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Breakfast of champions, pizza, spaghetti, or tacos?