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Poet, writer, library lover, Unitarian, migraineur, bipolar postsexual lesbian MA MLIS Support me on as jackie-anne-olsen. Send your Medium

[Omniporous Author @writerjolsen]

@PaulCrenstorm I was a receptionist for a hot tub rental place where customers went to have sex and smoke pot. We used to break in after hours to use the tubs for free. I also answered phones for on- call massage therapists and screened for men who wanted happy endings. It was in Boulder.

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@BrandonMorehous Ameliorate

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@TBQuarterly @TBQuarterly did you get it? Say you did!

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I submitted a poem, "Stopping by Taco Bell on a Snowy Evening," to my dream journal, @TBQuarterly . I'm sure Robert Frost would approve and I'm also headed for multiple nobel prizes, with the Quarterly as my vehicle.

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

Philadelphia Starbucks baristas stood up to management over wage-theft happening at their store for months.

With a union, workers weren’t afraid to stand up for themselves & their co-workers.

[Omniporous Author @writerjolsen]

@BrandonMorehous platitude

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

The UNION IS CALLING in CHICAGO 😎

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@jodyjsperling Fruits and nuts, of course

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell Quarterly has surpassed 36,000 followers, has been mentioned in the New Yorker, is working on releasing its 7th volume of prestigious literature, writers are tattooing this stuff on their bodies, and it still has not been acknowledged by the Paris Review.

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@BrandonMorehous Ameliorate

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@BrandonMorehous Indefatigable

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I've been wearing the goddamn boot for four months. And now I'm being sent for an MRI because by crikey, this ain't right. Paraphrasing the orthopedic doc.

[CapybaraGang @Capybara_gang]

The cutest capybara couple

[NWS Pueblo @NWSPueblo]

Flash Flood Warning including Broadmoor CO until 6:45 PM MDT

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@BrandonMorehous curmudgeon

[Union Maid @M_e_g_a_Megan]

I will be at the Brooklyn Pride festival in Park Slope, Brooklyn tomorrow from 11am to 5pm! There will be stickers & pins and FREE SBWU t-shirts for Starbucks partners! We will also have n95s for any workers that needs them. @SBWUNYCmetro

[Omniporous Author @writerjolsen]

I cleaned my toilet. Cue the marching band!

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@BrandonMorehous etiquette

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A gigantic looming black cloud is creeping over the mountains, and I have to drive 20 minutes to the pharmacy.

No one suffers like I do!

[Omniporous Author @writerjolsen]

I HATE HATE HATE @cvspharmacy with the burning heat of seven suns. They never answer the phone, screw up my prescriptions constantly, and are extremely rude in person.