Natalie Locke

Writer, aspiring author, mother of 2, strong psychology interest. Don’t quit writing...or your day job. #authortube #youtuber

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On a road trip with the family and here are a few things my husband has said/done.

“I can’t believe BMWs still don’t have turn signals. It’s 2023”

*raises hands like we’re on a roller coaster when we cross the state-line*

“People who pass on the right are the worst.”

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#pickingonmyhusband

H trying to remember a song: “what is the god damn band?”

Me, knowing what he said: “I don’t think it was The Dan Band.”

H, rolling his eyes: “I said god damn.”

Me, with a devilish smile: “I didn’t know his first name was god.”

#lol #funny #dadjokes

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@uusaint When you think you are alone. . .

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@byMorganWright

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@ask_aubry I try not to should on people, but I believe your wife should be trying to help these streamers that are leading to you shut down. For that, communicate with her where she can help. I.e. defend you against her niece. I do worry that maybe physical touch is her love language.

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Daughter (12): “my style right now is Y2K, do you know what that is?”

Me: “I lived it kid.”

Daughter: “you lived it?!”

Me: “…yeah”

#gettingolder #kidsthesedays #thedayhascome

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@08025writes ✈️ 🚂 & QAnon

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@tammy_blakley An alpha reader told me they were still thinking about my book the next day after finishing it.

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*moves from left lane to right lane*

Husband: “Come on! Ride my ass for a mile and you can’t pass me now? You coward.”

[Natalie Locke @writerlocke]

On a road trip with the family and here are a few things my husband has said/done.

“I can’t believe BMWs still don’t have turn signals. It’s 2023”

*raises hands like we’re on a roller coaster when we cross the state-line*

“People who pass on the right are the worst.”

[Natalie Locke @writerlocke]

Listening to Van Halen “Humans Being” and picked a movie for us to watch tonight. #RIP #PhilipSeymourHoffman #BillPaxton

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@hklunethewriter https://t.co/rubue7lfN2

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Son: Dad, Are we there yet?

Husband: Not yet.

*son wines*

H: “Sorry bud, it’s a long drive.”

*Silence*

H: “Hey, I’ve been told that on the golf course before”

Me:

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*sign seen often in Arkansas: Motorcycles are everywhere. Look twice.*

Husband: “Well, that is ominous.”

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*Kings of Leon “Sex on Fire” plays and then Franz Ferdinand “Take Me Out” plays.*

“See, these songs go together. I swear to F’in God if the next song is from Hamilton, I’m changing it.”

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*when anyone sneezes* “GESUNDHEIT!!!”

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Husband when my music jumps from Nat King Cole “When I Fall in Love” to Pussycat Dolls “Don’t Cha”

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“Get out of the fast lane, six cars have passed you on the right.”

“Fine, I’m doing it” *passes on the right*

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@mixedandblended @a_baguette_a

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@a_baguette_a After sharing the elevator pitch of your series “that sounds like it could be a single book”

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@ask_aubry I don’t need my husband, but I do want and chose him, as he does me.