Mike Hancock

A writer of short stories and one novel to date, "Fallen".
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@MisssCecilyy Had the same thought once and acted on it. Now look at me. Don't do it, sis. You'll wind up in a carnival.

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It's not like it's one or two major things that make China next-level (okay, the rail system and healthcare notwithstanding), it's a thousand tiny things.
Per example: an encased bedside reading light.

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So I'm trying to get people to feel sorry for me: a mandatory ten day quarantine in China. No outside contact.
"My God, are they leaving food to eat?"
"I'm finding scrapes here and there."
"You poor thing."

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@Mrs_Guevara_ @Mr_Guevara_6 Perfect. And, really, no explanation needed.

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@Mrs_Guevara_ @Mr_Guevara_6 I don't know, Clouds. Think of all the awkward questions in social situations: "So, who are these people on y'alls arms?" "So, Clouds. What's up with the Danny Trejo tatt?" "Jesus. (Pointing) Is that, like, somebody's grandma or..."

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@darrencormier @goodreads I'm all over it.

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@DavidRawding_ Rock skipping. The perfect trifecta of science, art, and form.

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@alondrafleming "Plant" club, eh? Well played, woman.

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@parapentepiloto That's one of those days where you look forward to getting back in class so you can relax.

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I had this movie's dialogue memorized growing up. "Sometimes it helps to break a word down..."
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This was one of my favs to make

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@lakuehlke And t-minus sixty days until Laura's bombarding flurry of 4,281 versions of pumpkin spice lattes, with commentary translated in 31 languages including Yiddish.

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@parapentepiloto Sweet!

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@lakuehlke I made three very sad attempts at gardening, harboring guilt to this day over the committed atrocities. Saw success with microgreens, though. Baby steps. Or micro steps, in this case.

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@parapentepiloto An aid to step the mast?

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@AuthorKRPaul A family of hedgehogs with a recreation of their natural habitat, with cameras discreetly set up throughout, documenting their daily lives, alongside color commentary by Morgan Freeman.

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@RAMvelous Rey is most welcome. I'm hungry for hotpot, dimsum, and Peking duck. And adobo when the mandate lifts.

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@RAMvelous When you're kind to people, good things happen to you. The very definition of "deserve".

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@IvetteBrianna_ "Yes," Brianna said. "But, full disclosure? My birth name was Brian. Isn't modern medicine amazing? So what's the plan tonight, bae?"

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So I'm assuming I'd have to be guilty of all three to wear...that thing.
Dear Shitty IPA,
Thank you.