The Wizard of Roz

Normality is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. I am both the spider and the fly a lot of the time....

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

When Twitter dies, can adults have pen pals that don't end up weird?

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

@SkunkAnansie I remember seeing you in the Barrowlands with Muse as support and you were fucking amazing!

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

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[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

What would Guido Fawkes do?
https://t.co/cZwjht6HTe

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

The rumours are true. Netflix is thrilled that so many of you have been watching Sandman, and the thing we were all hoping would happen... has indeed happened...

[The Daily Record @Daily_Record]

Footage shows the extremist talking to youths about Hitler outside Larkhall Academy

https://t.co/jQWXM5uxdJ

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

Nae guisers this year, but heard an owl in the distance...off to read Tam O'Shanter and dream of bogles and witches!

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I feel for you if you also suffer from this 'failure to comprehend BST to GMT' issue.

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

@danny_robins Cumberbund

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

@jameslanman Every West of Scotland wean gets this poem at the school so we can Tweet it when the very particular occasion arises!

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

Amazeboobs - the feeling of new bra day when it fits perfectly and makes you feel 10 years younger and you have to fight the urge to flash strangers!

[Haunt Publishing @HauntPublishing]

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[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

@k8_lister Shortly after this photo I dunted the handle and itnow feels shoogily.

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

Juust this, https://t.co/57jfv9Et1q

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

Nothing makes you feel your mortality more than a day involving both a funeral and then viewing a care home for your mum. It's so beyond sad that I can't even cry...

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

This is a very serious situation for Shetland. @scotgov⁩ resilience committee has met and is working closely with partner agencies to ensure support for those who need it, and that the cable damage can be repaired and services restored asap https://t.co/1k45yUxr91

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

Sitting on the back row seat, on the top deck of the bus, always makes me feel that I should be doing something nefarious...

[The Wizard of Roz @writerozwrite]

@jameslanman 😂😂 glad it ends well! James Lanman and the Rorschachs would be a good band name!