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writer, wife, mom, stepmom, peloton addict, pop culture opinion for days. but not in that order

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@BronxZoo Why as a Family Plus member can I not get tickets to the zoo today, but if I go in to pay for the tickets as a non member there are tickets for every time slot?

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Better late than never. Hello you #dirtybastards

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@BravoTV Each franchise must produce a tribute.

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@BravoTV Eggs s ld zftsbcsuxf

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Anybody else listen to the entirety of the buttdial voicemail left by your husband who you know for 100 is completely and utterly faithful like: oh, I hear her voice, I’m gonna get you mfer

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If was fun to see Luanne & Jacques catch up and bond and have the same haircut. @rhony_bravo @BravoTV @BravoWWHL @Andy

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@RHConfessionals Garcelle, yes. Sutton, ugh.

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@PsychologyBravo And so staged. No thanks if that’s the spin-off.

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Remember six months ago when we all took that DNA test? We got this 100%, my bitches #quarantineweekfour @lizzo @POPSUGARMoms @ScaryMommy #momlife #ToddlerLife #homeschool #100percentthatbitch

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@AllCelebPolls Potomac’s new season. No question.

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Thank God for old white men, I guess 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤮🙏😭

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Y’all. Just watchied the #RHOP trailer and I’m now unbothered by today’s quarantine. I need to rest in isolation for a few. @RobynDixonRHOP @iammrssamuels @Andy @KARENHUGER @_AshleyDarby @GizelleBryant @BravoTV

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I just had a startling thought. How are @braunwyn’s mom’s dreadlocks? @BravoTV @RHOOC

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Wait. How’d I miss this? #homeschoolyourselfimmissingcontent

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Bae: “Do anything fun today?”

Me: “Watched Monique braid Milani’s hair on her Instagram story.”

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Welp, getting my 3yo out of the bath is usually a disaster, but today I learned that if he sh!ts in the tub, he’ll jump out, no problem #talesfromthequarantine #momlife #isthisawin

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Wait. What???? How is this legal?? @BravoTV @Andy #RealHousewives #freemelbourne

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@Andy Good morning Andrew ☀️ for further positivity, can @BravoTV please pick up and air the latest seasons of @RHOMelbourne currently not shown in the US? They’re amazing and deserve their dues 🤗

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@Andy please don’t make us wait until mid April. We need something to believe in, right now #RHOBH #Bravo @lisarinna @TeddiMellencamp @KyleRichards @DENISE_RICHARDS @erikajayne

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My 3yo’s nursery school class is having a zoom play date tonight, and it’s official, he has more friends than me. #momlife #threenager @ScaryMommy

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Ok, I’ll say it. I love my jersey girls but this was a snooze fest. #RHONJ #RHONJReunion @BravoTV @Andy @BravoWWHL

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@HWCulture Just to be sure, before I like this tweet, the big ass thing is a compliment, right? #RHOA