Edwin Heaven

Author (The Night I Got David Bowie Laid, Sorta) Screenwriter (Howard the Duck) Brands: Throx® Bands: The Tubes, The Nuns. Dogs are my favorite people.

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The Marx Brothrrs:

Groucho, Harpo and Typo.

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@TheAuthorGuy A well-read contestant.

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Sacre Bleu!

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@NimraShahzadin ❤️HBD BEAUTIFUL BOY❤️

Love,

Tulip

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We’re celebrating Prairie’s solo album Colours and Passions and my memoir The Night I Got David Bowie Laid.

Plus, it wouldn’t be Fab Mab without False Flag.

Yes, it’s gonna be fcuking awesome.

Admission is free. 21+.

Mabuhay Gardens
443 Broadway SF

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Back in ‘77, I had the good fortune to manage San Francisco’s premier punk band The Nuns, and am excited to be returning to the scene of the grime—The Fab Mab, this Thursday, April 9th 7PM—alongside the legendary Prairie Prince (Tubes, Journey, Rundgren, Byrne, Eno, etc).

1/2

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Alka-Seltzer
dissolving in a glass
of water

sounds like spiderwebs
on fire

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Come. It’s gonna be a hoot-and-a-half.

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Seating for THE NIGHT I GOT DAVID BOWIE LAID, SORTA is on a first come basis but if you’d rather make a reservation, go here:

https://t.co/sdwztj9BdA

Sat, Dec 6, 6:30

Telegraph Hill Books

Aaron Peskin moderates

• Storytime
• Q&A
• Book Signing
• And Tulip, too!

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Save the date.
It’s gonna be a hoot.

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James Brown ❤️ Dee Dee

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@writeslikehell Hey Edwin it’s Dee Dee thanks for mentioning me in your book! can’t wait to read it.

Open your DM!

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They simply don’t write ‘em like they used to.

https://t.co/djjSVt05OJ

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@Muhammad01243 Very kind of you. Thankful.

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@NancyAFrench Eminem/Dido

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A cool name for a tanned band is The Dihydroxyacetones.

Only draw back, though, is that after you hear them, you gotta wait at least six hours before showering.

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@StephenKing Liberace?

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@TheAuthorGuy Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew her well, Horatio.

Smoky must’ve been one helluva therapy dog; Bill Wynne lived to be 99.

I like to think Smoky, Harley & Tulip would’ve been thick friends.

Smoky’s Wiki page a must read, as is Wynne’s memoir Yorkie Doodle Dandy.

Tanks, Chris.

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@TheAuthorGuy Mrs. Maisel and Lenny Bruce

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@nathaliejacoby1 Heil!

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@WynnWs Right you are, Ms. Westmoreland, right you are.

The great humorist Sam Levenson wrote the poem "Time Tested Beauty Tips" for his grandchild, but if it has to be falsely attributed to someone, it might as well be the saintly Ms. Hepburn.

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she was the one that made us want to build a time machine to be transported back to one million years b.c.