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*taps mic* is this thing on?

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dude i watched the blind side

movies pretty racist!!

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it's okay to go insane, just come back.

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baseball is golf for poor people

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oh i'll definitely be in hell

all my friends are there

i'm worried i won't know anybody in heaven

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the only thing i love more than being right is my own reflection

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my toxic trait is that i think i know the words to every song

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don't stir the pot— smoke it

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i can't believe i put my weave on in a porta potty

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i'm used to having not a lot of memories

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look you need 10 people and none of them can be poor

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the charcuterie economy is crazy

salami prices?? vicious

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a good wheel of cheese don't come cheap

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germany is not in a position to support human rights violations rn

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can you sweat in a pool??

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self aware but not stable

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life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it

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worrying is a waste of your imagination

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the axe forgets, the tree remembers

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you wanna know what marriage is like?? imagine a prison.

and then don't change anything.

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myers-briggs is just astrology for business people